As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15988. | Vasu (vasughatole) | 70.02 | 98% | 2020-06-18 |
| 15989. | Daeun (syoon4486) | 70.01 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
| 15990. | Tusar (tusar) | 70.01 | 96% | 2021-07-25 |
| 15991. | Cathating89 (cathating89) | 70.01 | 95% | 2021-05-13 |
| 15992. | Cool (creepycumber) | 70.01 | 95% | 2021-09-08 |
| 15993. | Tyler (tyweeza) | 70.01 | 99% | 2017-09-15 |
| 15994. | Matt66inNY (mattwal66) | 70.01 | 99% | 2015-06-11 |
| 15995. | asdfg (mehsheel) | 70.00 | 96.8% | 2023-12-06 |
| 15996. | A (pinebug) | 70.00 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 15997. | Brian (yahlegend) | 70.00 | 96.4% | 2021-02-02 |
| 15998. | Philip (pnielsen2) | 69.99 | 96.9% | 2023-10-25 |
| 15999. | Kevin (gtwatt) | 69.99 | 97% | 2017-06-05 |
| 16000. | Nomig (nomig) | 69.99 | 98% | 2020-08-21 |
| 16001. | Daniel (dansku01) | 69.98 | 95% | 2020-02-03 |
| 16002. | Amir (thebluebear) | 69.98 | 95% | 2021-06-05 |
| 16003. | John (dukescolej) | 69.98 | 95% | 2017-05-02 |
| 16004. | Abhay (bloodyhero) | 69.97 | 98% | 2020-06-25 |
| 16005. | Bastian (sebastianovoam) | 69.97 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 16006. | Allard (captainallard) | 69.97 | 97% | 2017-11-24 |
| 16007. | Keybored_Kev (keybored_kev) | 69.97 | 94% | 2015-09-17 |
| 16008. | Walker (arunsreyas) | 69.97 | 93% | 2015-11-24 |
| 16009. | newty (newty_on_dvorak) | 69.96 | 94% | 2022-12-28 |
| 16010. | AMIR (amiremohamadi) | 69.96 | 96% | 2022-05-28 |
| 16011. | Harvey (precisiongoat) | 69.96 | 96% | 2022-12-03 |
| 16012. | Adam (acidcypher) | 69.96 | 97% | 2022-02-22 |
| 16013. | Mocha (tdrewek) | 69.96 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 16014. | Gregory (harrop123) | 69.96 | 90% | 2016-01-01 |
| 16015. | Martin (kellindor) | 69.96 | 95% | 2016-02-06 |
| 16016. | Sora (sfiction) | 69.96 | 94% | 2016-09-30 |
| 16017. | Ray (rayzor813) | 69.96 | 96% | 2017-09-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |