I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9475. | Izzy (ishey) | 87.40 | 96% | 2022-02-17 |
| 9476. | Joe (__joe___mama__) | 87.39 | 96% | 2022-09-19 |
| 9477. | raymart (raymartph) | 87.39 | 97.6% | 2024-09-12 |
| 9478. | Dav (asiandomination0) | 87.39 | 97% | 2018-09-06 |
| 9479. | Vãi Trí (minhtrihard) | 87.39 | 98% | 2017-08-15 |
| 9480. | pya (pyadawg) | 87.38 | 95% | 2022-03-25 |
| 9481. | Dogshit (assfresser) | 87.38 | 97.5% | 2023-07-26 |
| 9482. | payn (paynnn_) | 87.38 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 9483. | naviman (naviman) | 87.38 | 97% | 2015-08-05 |
| 9484. | wdronno60 (wdronno60) | 87.37 | 96% | 2023-07-23 |
| 9485. | Panda! at the Disco (chardb... | 87.37 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
| 9486. | Sebastian (grommonon) | 87.37 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 9487. | Mike (freestingo) | 87.37 | 98% | 2021-02-22 |
| 9488. | dough (bigegg) | 87.37 | 97% | 2020-08-27 |
| 9489. | Miguel (anckael) | 87.37 | 97% | 2019-03-27 |
| 9490. | Kyle (traplover) | 87.37 | 93% | 2017-04-19 |
| 9491. | Abhishek Jain (abhi_the_typer) | 87.36 | 96.1% | 2025-04-07 |
| 9492. | Arun (arun808) | 87.36 | 97% | 2015-12-05 |
| 9493. | mercy (mercy_13) | 87.36 | 98.5% | 2023-06-17 |
| 9494. | Đức (dinhduc2601) | 87.36 | 98% | 2018-02-15 |
| 9495. | Bart (madhavgoyal) | 87.36 | 98% | 2022-06-14 |
| 9496. | Peaky (x101) | 87.36 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 9497. | Quinn (stenoracer) | 87.36 | 95% | 2020-03-01 |
| 9498. | IceMaster (aistekas) | 87.35 | 96.8% | 2025-02-12 |
| 9499. | Vlad (lightxz) | 87.35 | 98% | 2020-06-07 |
| 9500. | Nikita (lodo4ka1337) | 87.34 | 98.5% | 2025-03-31 |
| 9501. | https://www.youtube.com/@ar... | 87.34 | 95.2% | 2024-06-20 |
| 9502. | allsbrook (allsbrook) | 87.34 | 97% | 2024-12-23 |
| 9503. | kerp (kerp434) | 87.34 | 98% | 2023-09-28 |
| 9504. | Intertial (yuvi_birdi) | 87.34 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |