As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19101. | 🗿skinnyism🗿 (nozomb) | 57.54 | 94% | 2019-04-23 |
19102. | Daniel (jesustanten) | 57.54 | 87% | 2015-06-10 |
19103. | Mr (mrbas1210) | 57.53 | 95% | 2020-05-24 |
19104. | Pratik (themaditguy) | 57.53 | 94% | 2023-06-17 |
19105. | Sanket (sanketd) | 57.53 | 96% | 2021-04-14 |
19106. | muclduck (muckduck) | 57.52 | 93% | 2022-08-09 |
19107. | Divesh (divesh2201) | 57.51 | 95% | 2022-02-19 |
19108. | Yajur (yajur17) | 57.51 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
19109. | Conor (norbuckley) | 57.51 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
19110. | Cornelius (cornelius21) | 57.50 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
19111. | azulum (azulum) | 57.50 | 98% | 2023-05-30 |
19112. | small (smalllittlesheep) | 57.50 | 94% | 2021-12-28 |
19113. | Branimir (pectoralismajor) | 57.50 | 91% | 2015-10-23 |
19114. | Potato (lovlieice) | 57.49 | 93% | 2015-07-24 |
19115. | Nassif (nassif27) | 57.49 | 97.9% | 2023-09-22 |
19116. | Foxy (nam_nai) | 57.49 | 97% | 2017-09-28 |
19117. | EddieVonShmeddie (eddievons... | 57.48 | 96% | 2017-08-18 |
19118. | Oikawa (kakashihatake1205) | 57.48 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
19119. | SkyKing (skyking1) | 57.48 | 95% | 2021-03-17 |
19120. | Tikosh (artimedorius) | 57.48 | 95% | 2022-08-18 |
19121. | Mohammad (jaffrii) | 57.48 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
19122. | Chris (slixpvp) | 57.47 | 87% | 2016-04-29 |
19123. | arthritis (arthritisinmyfin... | 57.47 | 94% | 2021-02-21 |
19124. | Trungul (trungul) | 57.47 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
19125. | Atm. Towhid (towhidbd) | 57.46 | 95.8% | 2023-09-21 |
19126. | Yasser (psychoblazem) | 57.46 | 95% | 2016-03-18 |
19127. | Noiem (smnoiem) | 57.46 | 97% | 2019-04-15 |
19128. | Kristian (krissen) | 57.45 | 98% | 2022-04-30 |
19129. | Phyzem (jaguilar625) | 57.45 | 97% | 2015-12-11 |
19130. | Mike (eatmykeyster) | 57.45 | 97% | 2019-11-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |