Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5777. | Egert (pundar6) | 44.94 | 96% | 2017-10-18 |
| 5778. | ualiur (ualiurrahat) | 44.94 | 99% | 2019-08-22 |
| 5779. | ammuzz (ammuzz_123) | 44.91 | 95% | 2020-07-11 |
| 5780. | Ivan (ivan_kt16) | 44.90 | 96% | 2018-03-30 |
| 5781. | Elgamal (elgamal) | 44.89 | 94% | 2021-08-17 |
| 5782. | kyle (bude08) | 44.88 | 94% | 2020-03-04 |
| 5783. | Justin (centurysword) | 44.81 | 95% | 2018-06-29 |
| 5784. | Andy (just4andy) | 44.81 | 95% | 2018-02-18 |
| 5785. | Hani (imonster_22) | 44.79 | 94% | 2020-12-05 |
| 5786. | Kuba (kshailoobekuulu) | 44.77 | 95% | 2018-10-04 |
| 5787. | Piyush (piyush072) | 44.76 | 94% | 2019-09-15 |
| 5788. | mohamed (dhmnmed) | 44.75 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
| 5789. | Roman (roman_kovalchuk) | 44.73 | 96% | 2018-12-06 |
| 5790. | Khanh (ktran1623) | 44.70 | 94% | 2017-10-04 |
| 5791. | Gustas (gustasmor) | 44.62 | 95% | 2020-11-25 |
| 5792. | Arjun (asterbot) | 44.61 | 92% | 2018-10-30 |
| 5793. | Arthuurzin (arthurhpp2) | 44.60 | 96% | 2020-11-15 |
| 5794. | Shalowley (keepitcookie) | 44.57 | 93% | 2020-06-12 |
| 5795. | Tiantoes (tiantoes) | 44.56 | 95% | 2018-07-27 |
| 5796. | Hassan (7zn5alid) | 44.53 | 93% | 2021-07-30 |
| 5797. | Pankaj (pankajsinghukc) | 44.53 | 95% | 2018-01-16 |
| 5798. | Steven (reshiny) | 44.50 | 93% | 2018-01-05 |
| 5799. | Nolan (nolangreub) | 44.48 | 95% | 2020-01-27 |
| 5800. | troy (little_bro) | 44.48 | 94% | 2018-08-02 |
| 5801. | (oartalk) | 44.47 | 96% | 2019-12-01 |
| 5802. | Aliah (geneveive88) | 44.43 | 94% | 2017-11-30 |
| 5803. | Rob Nowell (rob625) | 44.41 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 5804. | Area0 (bing_b0ng) | 44.40 | 96% | 2020-03-29 |
| 5805. | Kaldius (kaldius) | 44.39 | 96% | 2020-06-16 |
| 5806. | Avery (sbrtu) | 44.38 | 95% | 2020-06-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |