So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19395. | matan (m20072) | 69.17 | 94% | 2013-07-24 |
| 19396. | mustajab (mustajabsony) | 69.17 | 94% | 2023-05-10 |
| 19397. | DF (df__) | 69.17 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 19398. | Unknown (braziliandude) | 69.17 | — | 2009-03-15 |
| 19399. | kumaicho (kumaicho) | 69.17 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
| 19400. | akk (torriala) | 69.17 | 94% | 2016-08-13 |
| 19401. | Aditya (adi2911) | 69.16 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 19402. | Orton (ortxn) | 69.16 | 95.8% | 2023-10-08 |
| 19403. | Paulo (akosipauie) | 69.16 | 96% | 2013-08-08 |
| 19404. | Aaron (violapwner) | 69.16 | 92% | 2023-09-16 |
| 19405. | Jazz (melotea) | 69.16 | 95% | 2020-05-07 |
| 19406. | Boba (tapiocaman) | 69.16 | 95% | 2022-10-17 |
| 19407. | Rondino (rondino2) | 69.16 | 92% | 2016-04-07 |
| 19408. | Caroline (chanrin22) | 69.16 | 96% | 2018-01-19 |
| 19409. | Pranksta (pranksta) | 69.16 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
| 19410. | Martin (martin_cantwell) | 69.16 | 93% | 2011-10-25 |
| 19411. | Luka (sekibog) | 69.15 | 95% | 2020-09-28 |
| 19412. | HADI (adilmuhammadi) | 69.15 | 97.7% | 2023-09-18 |
| 19413. | Arash (arashhetfield) | 69.15 | 92% | 2012-12-12 |
| 19414. | Dylan (chickenthatvapes) | 69.15 | 97% | 2018-12-25 |
| 19415. | Wen Ree (cataclysm234) | 69.15 | 93% | 2021-04-03 |
| 19416. | Artemis (artemyx) | 69.15 | 96% | 2022-05-21 |
| 19417. | OM KATHAIT (om_kathait) | 69.15 | 96% | 2012-11-27 |
| 19418. | John (merongmerong) | 69.15 | 93% | 2015-01-02 |
| 19419. | Venkat (venkat423) | 69.14 | 96.4% | 2023-06-22 |
| 19420. | Ronciu (badur) | 69.14 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
| 19421. | Kenway (kenway316) | 69.14 | 96% | 2022-03-18 |
| 19422. | b. (monoprobe) | 69.14 | 96% | 2020-10-15 |
| 19423. | Hossein (dustylamia) | 69.14 | 96% | 2021-06-21 |
| 19424. | Fresita (fresita_f) | 69.14 | 94% | 2021-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |