So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10295. | Cole (yeuling) | 85.02 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 10296. | Crash (crash_complete) | 85.02 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
| 10297. | Sabrick (sabrick) | 85.02 | 95% | 2014-08-30 |
| 10298. | Slowpoke (amisanthropist) | 85.02 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| 10299. | Rebuked (rebuked18) | 85.02 | 98% | 2023-01-29 |
| 10300. | Amoracchius (zeththedarkmage) | 85.02 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
| 10301. | saksham (withsakki) | 85.02 | 97% | 2017-05-27 |
| 10302. | Ethan (conanethan) | 85.01 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 10303. | headaches (headaches) | 85.01 | 96% | 2014-09-12 |
| 10304. | Brad (brkirby) | 85.01 | 93% | 2013-08-20 |
| 10305. | FrozenCroissant (frozencroi... | 85.00 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 10306. | 🐺Esben (witmog) | 85.00 | 96% | 2022-03-30 |
| 10307. | Azog (mrhunter) | 85.00 | 94% | 2016-01-18 |
| 10308. | Nazish (123456_nazish) | 85.00 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 10309. | Hans (b3n1s) | 84.99 | 98% | 2023-01-23 |
| 10310. | you (michellechihoatang) | 84.99 | 95% | 2018-11-11 |
| 10311. | Irhlix (irhlix) | 84.98 | 97% | 2023-05-14 |
| 10312. | Ferny (arson) | 84.98 | 96% | 2011-12-30 |
| 10313. | Wayne (xwang4) | 84.98 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
| 10314. | zyn (zezyn) | 84.98 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 10315. | Ye (yehaha) | 84.98 | 95% | 2012-04-26 |
| 10316. | Ahmet (warpanda) | 84.98 | 90% | 2013-01-08 |
| 10317. | Buri (buri_was_taken) | 84.97 | 96% | 2022-12-08 |
| 10318. | adro (abodoro2k2) | 84.97 | 95% | 2021-01-03 |
| 10319. | Humm (syedhumza247) | 84.97 | 96.9% | 2021-02-02 |
| 10320. | Elizabeth (shiiteeyes) | 84.97 | 98% | 2016-03-04 |
| 10321. | Ian (darthbaldus902) | 84.96 | 98% | 2023-03-21 |
| 10322. | luca (buurrowz) | 84.96 | 97.7% | 2021-02-28 |
| 10323. | (；一_一) (dimonco) | 84.96 | 96% | 2015-04-03 |
| 10324. | Eric (eric_17) | 84.95 | 95% | 2020-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |