As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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24305. | BDecimalBreaker (decimalbre... | 48.77 | 97.9% | 2023-10-21 |
24306. | Daniel (stompy361) | 48.76 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
24307. | Devin (ducktech) | 48.76 | 97% | 2019-05-06 |
24308. | Speed limit (zeezee__rude) | 48.76 | 96% | 2016-08-04 |
24309. | Andy (outlawandy) | 48.75 | 98% | 2016-10-08 |
24310. | Oskar (aziomx) | 48.75 | 92% | 2020-03-09 |
24311. | Barti (moszok) | 48.75 | 90% | 2015-08-01 |
24312. | oflocon (oflocon) | 48.75 | 88% | 2016-07-13 |
24313. | David (davidmanjarrez) | 48.75 | 92% | 2016-02-21 |
24314. | lgn5018 (lgn5018) | 48.74 | 95% | 2022-07-26 |
24315. | Youssef (eagl) | 48.74 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
24316. | Tu (baotu) | 48.74 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
24317. | Michael (mpotter) | 48.73 | 97% | 2021-10-13 |
24318. | mandy (mandypog) | 48.73 | 95% | 2021-07-21 |
24319. | Cypo (cypo) | 48.73 | 95% | 2021-02-26 |
24320. | alga (algaputri) | 48.73 | 90% | 2016-08-28 |
24321. | Le Minh Duong Ha (haleminhd... | 48.72 | 95.1% | 2023-07-15 |
24322. | BILAL (bilalmajid) | 48.72 | 95% | 2023-03-14 |
24323. | Sirojiddin (sirojiddin_kh) | 48.72 | 93% | 2022-06-19 |
24324. | Shivam Kumar (sks123_) | 48.72 | 94% | 2021-08-09 |
24325. | Arshad (arshadali9292@yahoo... | 48.72 | 94% | 2015-07-02 |
24326. | MIKITA (solidas) | 48.72 | 91% | 2017-01-07 |
24327. | Nishant (nsv91) | 48.71 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
24328. | Dimitris (yoofighter) | 48.71 | 96% | 2020-07-02 |
24329. | Marc (hoipiepeloi) | 48.71 | 89% | 2016-02-10 |
24330. | Mcosta (mcosta) | 48.70 | 96% | 2023-08-11 |
24331. | tstats[samiul1998] (samiul1... | 48.69 | 97% | 2022-10-26 |
24332. | bleh (dan1ce) | 48.69 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
24333. | Eric (philisbossome) | 48.68 | 96% | 2017-04-10 |
24334. | Asis (asis1998) | 48.68 | 95% | 2023-08-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |