Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1950. | ali (ethyl_ethanoate) | 81.38 | 94% | 2020-01-01 |
1951. | Bill (mooseinthepool) | 81.35 | 97% | 2018-02-28 |
1952. | Rico (satoshi44) | 81.34 | 98% | 2019-07-12 |
1953. | Daniel (onosendi) | 81.34 | 97% | 2019-09-15 |
1954. | Sofia (sofia1123) | 81.33 | 98% | 2021-07-17 |
1955. | tstats[zaphoidx] (zaphoidx) | 81.32 | 95% | 2017-09-10 |
1956. | Timothy (chokehech) | 81.32 | 97% | 2018-10-11 |
1957. | Vu (comxyz) | 81.31 | 99% | 2019-04-03 |
1958. | Winston (zywinston) | 81.28 | 96% | 2019-01-11 |
1959. | Carlin (carlinsinny) | 81.28 | 96% | 2018-10-11 |
1960. | Pundeh (pundeh) | 81.25 | 95% | 2019-06-16 |
1961. | Christopher (pandaloop) | 81.25 | 96% | 2017-10-06 |
1962. | Sexy (doublebi) | 81.22 | 97% | 2017-09-10 |
1963. | Aidyn (justaidyn) | 81.22 | 98% | 2019-04-14 |
1964. | Anthony (carllimcarl) | 81.19 | 95% | 2017-12-31 |
1965. | Tomo (tzxb018) | 81.16 | 96% | 2019-11-07 |
1966. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 81.14 | 96% | 2018-11-25 |
1967. | Travis (7yl3r) | 81.14 | 96% | 2018-10-27 |
1968. | Matt (mattdowning91) | 81.13 | 98% | 2019-11-01 |
1969. | Pop (floppying) | 81.11 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
1970. | Ashaman (timrl90) | 81.11 | 98% | 2019-01-13 |
1971. | Kevin (hyperdubz) | 81.04 | 97% | 2018-02-16 |
1972. | Weed (weeddinosaur) | 81.03 | 97% | 2019-11-12 |
1973. | Kenneth (kpphamdao) | 81.03 | 99% | 2021-08-09 |
1974. | Noman (middlero) | 81.02 | 97% | 2018-05-31 |
1975. | Dominick (wheel31) | 81.02 | 98% | 2019-05-07 |
1976. | NextGoal Avg. 115WPM (redjhon) | 81.02 | 98% | 2021-07-19 |
1977. | GMK Handarbeit (rp1324) | 81.01 | 95% | 2018-12-27 |
1978. | Andore Karu (zechkaiser) | 81.01 | 96% | 2018-08-25 |
1979. | Ed (posva) | 81.01 | 97% | 2018-04-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |