If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a boxing ring square? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell? It's very confusing, isn't it? A slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing, really, but a wise man and a wise guy aren't the same at all, are they? When the stars are out, they are visible. When the lights are out, they are invisible. What's up?
—from Word Play, a book by Gyles Brandreth
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2702. | PMA (pmajellies) | 82.73 | 98% | 2020-05-16 |
| 2703. | Mel (mrmcmellow) | 82.71 | 97% | 2017-09-13 |
| 2704. | thomas (thomasdevlin820) | 82.70 | 97% | 2017-10-06 |
| 2705. | Jim (jimthealien) | 82.70 | 96% | 2018-07-19 |
| 2706. | bflow (bflowers) | 82.69 | 96% | 2019-07-24 |
| 2707. | Victor (mcturtleo) | 82.69 | 96% | 2020-08-11 |
| 2708. | a (suk_) | 82.68 | 96% | 2019-08-25 |
| 2709. | Gleb (passick) | 82.68 | 98% | 2019-08-15 |
| 2710. | taco (tacocat0) | 82.67 | 98% | 2018-08-31 |
| 2711. | Josep M (josepot) | 82.67 | 98% | 2020-03-10 |
| 2712. | Luis (luispartosa) | 82.67 | 98% | 2019-12-12 |
| 2713. | dude (udead1) | 82.65 | 98% | 2020-07-26 |
| 2714. | Lyric (lyric39) | 82.64 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
| 2715. | qtq🐇🍊🍰 (qtqtq) | 82.63 | 99% | 2020-03-16 |
| 2716. | Heemy (heemylo) | 82.61 | 98% | 2018-03-22 |
| 2717. | Ket (ket93) | 82.61 | 97% | 2019-12-04 |
| 2718. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 82.59 | 97% | 2018-07-07 |
| 2719. | sheep (theonesheep) | 82.59 | 97% | 2020-11-08 |
| 2720. | sophia (sophiacav) | 82.59 | 98% | 2019-11-21 |
| 2721. | Tom (rjafax) | 82.59 | 96% | 2019-07-10 |
| 2722. | eg (chorbe) | 82.58 | 97% | 2018-05-01 |
| 2723. | I AM THE EMERGENCY (iamthee... | 82.55 | 97% | 2019-11-28 |
| 2724. | meme (mememem) | 82.55 | 98% | 2019-03-14 |
| 2725. | Giancarlo (giancarlo_sturla7) | 82.54 | 98% | 2017-08-29 |
| 2726. | (ㅇㅅㅇ❀) (sunn1a) | 82.54 | 95% | 2019-12-13 |
| 2727. | G (gee206) | 82.53 | 99% | 2019-09-10 |
| 2728. | Alexander (vennor) | 82.53 | 97% | 2020-07-27 |
| 2729. | Arlen (greantee) | 82.50 | 97% | 2018-03-12 |
| 2730. | Ozzy (ozzyy) | 82.49 | 95% | 2017-08-08 |
| 2731. | cc (guest008) | 82.48 | 93% | 2017-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,580 | 85.43 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 116.98 | February 8, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 90.08 | May 18, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 63.90 | January 20, 2022 |