I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9854. | Stelister (stelister) | 89.57 | 99% | 2022-04-19 |
| 9855. | JimDeezy (jimdeezy) | 89.57 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 9856. | kmurbi23 (kmurbi23) | 89.57 | 97% | 2021-05-22 |
| 9857. | ダル (rex_rex) | 89.57 | 95.1% | 2023-06-20 |
| 9858. | Sharique (sharique) | 89.57 | 83% | 2017-05-21 |
| 9859. | Jasmine (jas_dancer08) | 89.56 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 9860. | ginga271 (ginga271) | 89.55 | 95% | 2025-03-15 |
| 9861. | Nayeonce (nayeonce) | 89.55 | 96% | 2018-11-21 |
| 9862. | Pokemon (pokemonkillr) | 89.55 | 96% | 2024-06-05 |
| 9863. | ReptilianBird (reptilianbird) | 89.54 | 96.6% | 2025-03-28 |
| 9864. | Adam (w0nsh) | 89.54 | 96% | 2020-02-22 |
| 9865. | Viacheslav (execute_) | 89.54 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| 9866. | jo (jo_mo_) | 89.54 | 98% | 2017-06-30 |
| 9867. | antifragile (antifragile) | 89.53 | 98% | 2021-07-25 |
| 9868. | echo (alchemical_echo) | 89.53 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 9869. | Vikram (vikram_22) | 89.53 | 98% | 2022-11-13 |
| 9870. | Noah (noahdaniel) | 89.52 | 99% | 2018-12-18 |
| 9871. | smallpond8 (smallpond8) | 89.52 | 99% | 2021-04-10 |
| 9872. | Simmons1 (_simmons) | 89.52 | 94.5% | 2024-04-14 |
| 9873. | Chris (clibonati) | 89.52 | 100% | 2019-09-23 |
| 9874. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 89.52 | 99% | 2018-08-08 |
| 9875. | kay (kay2585) | 89.51 | 98% | 2023-05-31 |
| 9876. | Clark (arthropodofdoom) | 89.51 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 9877. | andpav (andpav) | 89.51 | 96.7% | 2024-04-05 |
| 9878. | pin (fatcatpin) | 89.51 | 99% | 2021-03-27 |
| 9879. | AP (reyaud) | 89.51 | 98% | 2021-02-17 |
| 9880. | JongYoon (jongq) | 89.51 | 97% | 2017-09-22 |
| 9881. | andros158 (irice158) | 89.50 | 95% | 2024-12-19 |
| 9882. | Itami (itamii) | 89.50 | 98% | 2024-06-06 |
| 9883. | jhk (kersjam) | 89.50 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |