I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10062. | Dillon (dillpickle1031) | 85.31 | 84% | 2015-08-26 |
| 10063. | TrueTwoFace (truetwoface) | 85.30 | 96% | 2018-03-15 |
| 10064. | Graham (gracker) | 85.30 | 94% | 2016-05-15 |
| 10065. | Huy (keybrdslutz) | 85.30 | 97% | 2022-11-02 |
| 10066. | tan (tnttant) | 85.30 | 96% | 2020-09-25 |
| 10067. | Ink (lordcubes) | 85.29 | 97% | 2021-09-11 |
| 10068. | Louise (kyarakutaa) | 85.29 | 97% | 2022-08-24 |
| 10069. | Spiders (spoonfulofspiders) | 85.29 | 95% | 2017-06-19 |
| 10070. | Etienne (etiskate) | 85.29 | 90% | 2012-07-10 |
| 10071. | Alex (equidorian) | 85.28 | 98% | 2019-04-11 |
| 10072. | Eshal (eshall) | 85.28 | 99.6% | 2021-01-31 |
| 10073. | Charles (sprinklesunited) | 85.28 | 86% | 2017-04-16 |
| 10074. | Sebastian (boywonder) | 85.27 | 95% | 2013-11-20 |
| 10075. | Forrest (verybigpenguin) | 85.27 | 95% | 2015-03-08 |
| 10076. | Slowpoke (amisanthropist) | 85.27 | 97% | 2021-07-09 |
| 10077. | Magnus (magicbane) | 85.27 | 93% | 2016-05-29 |
| 10078. | Fatnot (fatnot) | 85.26 | 96% | 2021-06-19 |
| 10079. | Goutham (gouthamgmv) | 85.26 | 89% | 2015-11-03 |
| 10080. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 85.26 | 97% | 2020-02-10 |
| 10081. | Starinator (starinator) | 85.25 | 98% | 2016-03-18 |
| 10082. | Ty (veggietypes) | 85.25 | 99% | 2019-02-15 |
| 10083. | JP (freshlumpia) | 85.24 | — | 2010-05-05 |
| 10084. | ... (branskees) | 85.24 | 98% | 2018-07-30 |
| 10085. | ARK (anandh2410) | 85.24 | 98% | 2015-07-30 |
| 10086. | DeSparta (desparta) | 85.24 | 96% | 2018-03-18 |
| 10087. | Patrick (patricktrahan) | 85.24 | 95% | 2011-05-15 |
| 10088. | Justin (geejustin) | 85.23 | 89% | 2015-11-09 |
| 10089. | done (alexthelegend) | 85.23 | 96% | 2021-02-20 |
| 10090. | Tony (tonsta) | 85.23 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 10091. | Sourav (rubberboa) | 85.23 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |