So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21939. | Marta (martarel) | 65.42 | 97% | 2020-01-27 |
| 21940. | RAÇA CAASO (sebastorama) | 65.42 | 96% | 2020-08-22 |
| 21941. | Tevanuk (tevanuk) | 65.42 | 99% | 2020-12-15 |
| 21942. | Payam (pvza) | 65.42 | 96% | 2012-07-22 |
| 21943. | Leo (remley) | 65.42 | 96% | 2016-04-01 |
| 21944. | Nawaf (equin) | 65.41 | 93% | 2016-09-04 |
| 21945. | Trevor (trevman) | 65.41 | 92% | 2014-11-06 |
| 21946. | sean (no1syb0y) | 65.41 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 21947. | Timothy (semperveritas) | 65.41 | 98% | 2012-07-02 |
| 21948. | AWP (graveyard30) | 65.41 | 92% | 2011-10-23 |
| 21949. | Eitan (drypowder) | 65.40 | 96% | 2023-08-11 |
| 21950. | poopnickel (j_rrific) | 65.40 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| 21951. | Alice (nimblefingerz) | 65.40 | 91% | 2016-03-27 |
| 21952. | Teodor (teoalcola) | 65.40 | 95% | 2012-09-24 |
| 21953. | Andrew (minizema) | 65.40 | 95% | 2013-06-17 |
| 21954. | Maxius (marioxorz) | 65.40 | 92% | 2012-12-12 |
| 21955. | Shuba (831957) | 65.39 | 95% | 2023-03-25 |
| 21956. | Matoyas (matoyas) | 65.39 | 81% | 2013-02-05 |
| 21957. | Blank (blanktank) | 65.39 | 98% | 2021-02-28 |
| 21958. | Teala (blondeathiest) | 65.39 | 95% | 2012-02-17 |
| 21959. | Sarath (arrahman) | 65.39 | 96% | 2018-06-15 |
| 21960. | Deltan (deltan) | 65.38 | 97% | 2022-05-03 |
| 21961. | Sai Mani Raj (saimaniraj) | 65.38 | 96% | 2021-09-15 |
| 21962. | Andy (wah_wah_wah) | 65.38 | 96% | 2023-09-13 |
| 21963. | JaSu (jasu) | 65.38 | — | 2010-09-19 |
| 21964. | Montag (montag) | 65.38 | 96% | 2018-10-12 |
| 21965. | Tuan Tran Anh (kidji8) | 65.38 | 93% | 2015-11-05 |
| 21966. | Christopher (hancock4duke) | 65.38 | — | 2009-09-01 |
| 21967. | Ghosty (ghostfreak101) | 65.37 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 21968. | Omeed (notomeed) | 65.37 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |