And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25872. | Edrees (joker80) | 69.80 | 94% | 2011-08-03 |
| 25873. | CAIIIARH (caiiiarh) | 69.80 | 97% | 2023-09-03 |
| 25874. | Tangguh (tangguh_) | 69.80 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 25875. | om (om0305) | 69.80 | 96% | 2021-04-15 |
| 25876. | Cyberlizard (fares01) | 69.80 | 94% | 2017-02-16 |
| 25877. | Mazze (shadyone) | 69.80 | 95% | 2021-12-24 |
| 25878. | Jeremiah (doozyspew13) | 69.79 | 97% | 2019-05-02 |
| 25879. | Miah (jolonauh) | 69.79 | 98% | 2023-09-09 |
| 25880. | Karl (lech) | 69.79 | 98% | 2015-04-07 |
| 25881. | Dmac (dmacraymeh) | 69.79 | 96% | 2014-05-23 |
| 25882. | Vaibhav (vaibhav3051) | 69.78 | 96% | 2019-12-28 |
| 25883. | Elias (eddyede) | 69.78 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 25884. | Nikolai (niki4etoo) | 69.78 | 95% | 2012-07-20 |
| 25885. | lost (cloudtraveling) | 69.77 | 98% | 2012-02-17 |
| 25886. | Josh (thescopeace) | 69.77 | 97% | 2018-04-25 |
| 25887. | Calvin (cmai00) | 69.77 | 98% | 2022-02-25 |
| 25888. | Alexander (adesso) | 69.76 | 96.5% | 2021-02-24 |
| 25889. | Sri Akshya (sri_akshya) | 69.76 | 97% | 2022-04-12 |
| 25890. | good (dienthoai) | 69.76 | — | 2009-02-26 |
| 25891. | Ahmad (ahmadshboul) | 69.76 | 95% | 2021-08-02 |
| 25892. | RRR (arplnk) | 69.76 | 97% | 2023-06-11 |
| 25893. | Angie (angievn) | 69.76 | 96% | 2011-06-02 |
| 25894. | Delaan (hypa) | 69.76 | 96% | 2020-11-04 |
| 25895. | Armen (teddybear2722) | 69.76 | 96% | 2017-10-18 |
| 25896. | khurram (khurram123) | 69.75 | 94% | 2013-10-25 |
| 25897. | Jordan (heartracing) | 69.75 | 82% | 2013-07-11 |
| 25898. | Ayush (ayush_kratosh) | 69.75 | 92% | 2014-03-04 |
| 25899. | PlankCipher (plankcipher2) | 69.75 | 95% | 2021-03-03 |
| 25900. | Dylan (awesomisticka) | 69.75 | 96% | 2014-04-03 |
| 25901. | Frost (f_r_o_s_t) | 69.75 | 95.5% | 2023-07-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |