The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2717. | Gerhard (gkuschnik) | 62.71 | 96% | 2018-08-27 |
| 2718. | Nicky (nicky027) | 62.71 | 95% | 2015-04-08 |
| 2719. | benjamin (dyingthief) | 62.69 | 99% | 2011-09-05 |
| 2720. | Amelie (amelierosemcd) | 62.69 | 96% | 2019-02-19 |
| 2721. | James (blinkerfluid) | 62.68 | 97% | 2014-08-29 |
| 2722. | Matt (yankeews27) | 62.67 | 93% | 2015-09-08 |
| 2723. | ♪♫♪♫♫♪ (adthem1) | 62.67 | — | 2010-03-01 |
| 2724. | Anthony (nyspyda) | 62.67 | 98% | 2012-10-17 |
| 2725. | Ingyou (ingsta) | 62.67 | — | 2009-02-27 |
| 2726. | marpan (lutfan) | 62.66 | 95% | 2011-09-01 |
| 2727. | Joffrey (joffrey100) | 62.66 | — | 2010-11-17 |
| 2728. | why not? (attacksquid) | 62.66 | 95.8% | 2023-10-15 |
| 2729. | Mish (powerpuffgirl23) | 62.66 | 98% | 2022-03-14 |
| 2730. | Magina (edogawaconan0908) | 62.66 | 95% | 2013-08-16 |
| 2731. | ... (taol) | 62.66 | — | 2009-08-05 |
| 2732. | zi (zidan13) | 62.65 | — | 2010-02-20 |
| 2733. | Tejaswi (tejaswi) | 62.63 | 95% | 2012-08-17 |
| 2734. | J.G. (jznhljg) | 62.63 | 97% | 2014-01-06 |
| 2735. | Arpit (arpitmaurya01) | 62.63 | 97.6% | 2021-02-20 |
| 2736. | Kishore (kishore_usa) | 62.62 | 96% | 2023-02-17 |
| 2737. | Damjan (dlulakov) | 62.62 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
| 2738. | jan vincent (janvincent31) | 62.62 | 93% | 2011-06-03 |
| 2739. | Potential (potential_first) | 62.62 | — | 2010-12-13 |
| 2740. | Eric (lastdeath8) | 62.61 | 96% | 2014-10-30 |
| 2741. | Balazs (bluze) | 62.61 | 97% | 2011-06-22 |
| 2742. | kevin (aslka126) | 62.61 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
| 2743. | Huhuhn (huhuhn) | 62.60 | 91% | 2015-07-28 |
| 2744. | Zuly (mychem) | 62.60 | 94% | 2012-06-27 |
| 2745. | tam (tamraincoat) | 62.60 | 91% | 2014-09-27 |
| 2746. | avinash (avinash17121995) | 62.60 | 94% | 2015-12-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |