The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25661. | kewo (zvwmb) | 63.14 | 96% | 2018-03-22 |
| 25662. | -rjas- (_rjas_) | 63.14 | 95.8% | 2023-09-12 |
| 25663. | Mirtininkas (mirtininkas) | 63.14 | 95% | 2022-04-09 |
| 25664. | Vaibhav (vaibhavjaimini) | 63.14 | 94% | 2015-09-14 |
| 25665. | Ha (havjt) | 63.14 | 97% | 2012-03-20 |
| 25666. | Ronald (200275146) | 63.14 | — | 2011-01-17 |
| 25667. | Bitter (bittersweet) | 63.13 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| 25668. | Adam (adam95) | 63.13 | 89% | 2014-11-08 |
| 25669. | Katalin (manelly) | 63.13 | — | 2010-12-25 |
| 25670. | Jan (janzzii) | 63.13 | — | 2010-06-19 |
| 25671. | Wayne (bachi95) | 63.13 | 96% | 2014-03-09 |
| 25672. | E io pago E io pago (italia... | 63.12 | — | 2010-12-21 |
| 25673. | Jonathan (jonmixnblend) | 63.12 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
| 25674. | Navid Jeanz (jeanz) | 63.12 | 91% | 2011-06-06 |
| 25675. | Aidil (aidil42) | 63.12 | 95% | 2019-06-21 |
| 25676. | Alberto (draganuth) | 63.12 | 94% | 2013-04-21 |
| 25677. | light (archangels) | 63.11 | 96% | 2022-07-08 |
| 25678. | Flex (alex_flex1) | 63.11 | 94% | 2022-06-08 |
| 25679. | Jay (cutecanadian) | 63.11 | 97% | 2021-08-23 |
| 25680. | mynarchist (mynarchist) | 63.11 | 95.6% | 2023-07-06 |
| 25681. | Daniel (danmar) | 63.11 | 97% | 2013-02-18 |
| 25682. | HARI (hariagra) | 63.11 | 95% | 2013-09-13 |
| 25683. | Wachira (chiramonk) | 63.11 | 96% | 2019-01-06 |
| 25684. | vishal (arora.v.vishal03@gm... | 63.11 | 91% | 2014-10-03 |
| 25685. | Prof (profklapz) | 63.10 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
| 25686. | Madiyor (madiyor) | 63.10 | 96% | 2022-05-22 |
| 25687. | dotMPEG (tsirotinsky) | 63.10 | 94% | 2013-07-11 |
| 25688. | Alex (aalleexx1) | 63.10 | 97.5% | 2023-08-19 |
| 25689. | Nathan (alteriffic) | 63.10 | 95% | 2021-03-15 |
| 25690. | Mại (mailinh) | 63.10 | 98% | 2013-10-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |