And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9800. | ♫♪Luiz Santos♣ (vaninho) | 98.36 | 97% | 2015-03-02 |
| 9801. | gollum (gollum) | 98.35 | 95% | 2011-12-31 |
| 9802. | Micros (micros) | 98.35 | 94% | 2015-02-08 |
| 9803. | Federico (_cali) | 98.35 | 98% | 2018-04-08 |
| 9804. | Sarah (sarahday) | 98.35 | 98% | 2017-12-04 |
| 9805. | Grace (gracesaysrawr) | 98.34 | — | 2010-04-21 |
| 9806. | Ryan (r_b_tessier) | 98.34 | 98% | 2016-02-13 |
| 9807. | New (evanghang) | 98.34 | 90% | 2016-12-27 |
| 9808. | kranners (kranners) | 98.34 | 95% | 2016-02-11 |
| 9809. | Eirik (credar) | 98.33 | 91% | 2014-03-12 |
| 9810. | JaPNaA (justapersonnotanalien) | 98.33 | 99% | 2021-05-14 |
| 9811. | Carlos (mongrelion) | 98.33 | 97% | 2022-05-19 |
| 9812. | Shouen (shouenlee) | 98.33 | 99% | 2018-01-31 |
| 9813. | Nikhil (qwertyiop56) | 98.33 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
| 9814. | stardust (stardustmsp) | 98.33 | 99% | 2023-04-18 |
| 9815. | Bling (noupdate) | 98.33 | 99% | 2018-05-06 |
| 9816. | temp (80wpm) | 98.32 | 98% | 2013-07-08 |
| 9817. | L (waverleo) | 98.32 | 94% | 2012-03-10 |
| 9818. | Gaboo (gaboopoopoo) | 98.32 | 97% | 2019-02-16 |
| 9819. | Amy (arobbins27) | 98.32 | 99% | 2019-08-27 |
| 9820. | LaShawn (lashawnious) | 98.31 | 99% | 2023-09-05 |
| 9821. | Luna (shadowserpent) | 98.31 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 9822. | phzz (phzzq) | 98.31 | 94% | 2015-08-29 |
| 9823. | DeanK (marvin2) | 98.31 | 99% | 2022-01-19 |
| 9824. | Daniel (blastanks) | 98.31 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 9825. | Tyler (kirby89) | 98.31 | 96% | 2013-12-03 |
| 9826. | Andy (6arb) | 98.30 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 9827. | Joseph (jokr12) | 98.30 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
| 9828. | Sourav (sourav1230) | 98.30 | 98% | 2020-05-20 |
| 9829. | G (zger) | 98.30 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |