The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12731. | Alvarus (alvaruss) | 84.52 | 97% | 2026-04-28 |
| 12732. | Roger (rogereedos) | 84.52 | 92% | 2015-01-19 |
| 12733. | Akex (al3xtm) | 84.52 | 96% | 2018-09-15 |
| 12734. | Anouk (aneuk) | 84.52 | — | 2010-05-21 |
| 12735. | Axton (taurine) | 84.52 | — | 2011-04-16 |
| 12736. | Rai (rairaiept) | 84.52 | 96% | 2014-02-10 |
| 12737. | plaidzee (plaidzee) | 84.51 | 97% | 2025-05-19 |
| 12738. | Mikeglitch (mike_glitch) | 84.51 | 98% | 2025-03-05 |
| 12739. | The Mustard Tiger (jaenxst) | 84.51 | 98% | 2016-06-24 |
| 12740. | SpeedyMoney (speedymoney) | 84.51 | 97% | 2024-07-12 |
| 12741. | ripthekeep (ripthekeep) | 84.51 | 98.1% | 2023-11-23 |
| 12742. | tyler (ssjtyru) | 84.51 | 96% | 2021-04-25 |
| 12743. | Frankie (frankie2006) | 84.51 | 96.1% | 2024-01-21 |
| 12744. | (cozy_c) | 84.51 | 96% | 2026-02-03 |
| 12745. | Ege (pxlwlkr) | 84.51 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 12746. | Jackie (september4) | 84.51 | 97% | 2013-10-30 |
| 12747. | Aidan (diabolical_donut) | 84.50 | 96.7% | 2024-09-24 |
| 12748. | Sailur Bahb (beacon_of_gaming) | 84.50 | 97.4% | 2024-11-12 |
| 12749. | Will (lynxwill_bov) | 84.50 | 96.8% | 2024-09-04 |
| 12750. | Arni (arnipet_01) | 84.50 | 96.7% | 2024-07-30 |
| 12751. | CrazyMonke (crazy_monke) | 84.49 | 97% | 2025-08-24 |
| 12752. | JaidenKhosla (jaidenkhosla) | 84.49 | 98% | 2024-11-11 |
| 12753. | Slim (slimshady2000) | 84.49 | 95% | 2022-08-25 |
| 12754. | Jeremiah (rhexos) | 84.49 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 12755. | TOGIJR77 (togijr0707) | 84.49 | 97% | 2023-11-16 |
| 12756. | Brendan (brendan_) | 84.49 | 92% | 2016-11-03 |
| 12757. | Kappa (miffle) | 84.49 | 91% | 2015-08-21 |
| 12758. | John (greekinfo) | 84.49 | 96% | 2011-10-13 |
| 12759. | Ben (benjib) | 84.48 | 98.1% | 2024-12-15 |
| 12760. | okay you are right (hector1... | 84.48 | 96.6% | 2024-07-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |