The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11886. | en (en_revol) | 85.63 | 95% | 2013-09-20 |
| 11887. | Jennifer (jaden316) | 85.62 | 98% | 2013-01-29 |
| 11888. | Henrik (henriku) | 85.62 | 93% | 2015-03-12 |
| 11889. | guest (aileennotleeny) | 85.62 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
| 11890. | Abi (slygambit) | 85.62 | 93% | 2015-03-15 |
| 11891. | swcwjy (swcwjy) | 85.61 | 97% | 2022-11-28 |
| 11892. | sotc01713 (sotc0713) | 85.61 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
| 11893. | gort (pinklegneep) | 85.61 | 99% | 2021-03-08 |
| 11894. | Eric (double014) | 85.61 | 97% | 2012-10-16 |
| 11895. | Katie (kclark) | 85.61 | — | 2010-09-07 |
| 11896. | tacobot (apcarrab) | 85.61 | 94% | 2016-11-07 |
| 11897. | Will (modernleper) | 85.60 | 82% | 2015-03-10 |
| 11898. | DotWiz (dot_wiz_71) | 85.60 | 99% | 2021-03-08 |
| 11899. | iPeanuts (ipeenuts) | 85.60 | 97% | 2020-08-18 |
| 11900. | Marek (ksydry_nt_pbt) | 85.60 | 97% | 2017-11-15 |
| 11901. | guu (guda) | 85.60 | 94% | 2011-05-20 |
| 11902. | reeko (au7um) | 85.59 | 97% | 2019-02-11 |
| 11903. | Larissa (lariharri) | 85.59 | 98% | 2020-02-03 |
| 11904. | Armstrong (armstrong01) | 85.59 | 98.1% | 2023-08-20 |
| 11905. | Hyunsu (onlyu0923) | 85.59 | 96% | 2022-08-21 |
| 11906. | Amanda (mandy31182) | 85.59 | 99% | 2013-12-30 |
| 11907. | Annie (anniegeorge) | 85.59 | 92% | 2013-03-25 |
| 11908. | divided (divided) | 85.59 | 94% | 2014-02-24 |
| 11909. | Khastro (peterakd) | 85.59 | 96% | 2017-01-11 |
| 11910. | Shaun (anomalys) | 85.59 | 98% | 2011-09-27 |
| 11911. | Stephen (steviebeans) | 85.58 | 95% | 2017-08-15 |
| 11912. | Benjy (aldolador) | 85.57 | 97% | 2019-07-02 |
| 11913. | TIBS (tibs) | 85.57 | 96% | 2012-10-17 |
| 11914. | Simon (tartanllama) | 85.57 | 94% | 2016-09-08 |
| 11915. | Lyeberry (redsquidz) | 85.57 | 95% | 2015-11-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |