So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5446. | (slithical) | 97.51 | 97.3% | 2023-09-28 |
| 5447. | eggs979 (eggs979) | 97.51 | 97% | 2019-04-29 |
| 5448. | Patrick (negroider) | 97.51 | — | 2011-01-29 |
| 5449. | NewbPianist (instantnoodles... | 97.50 | 97% | 2019-09-12 |
| 5450. | veganeasy.org (veganeasy_org) | 97.50 | 98% | 2014-11-06 |
| 5451. | David (nexus52085) | 97.49 | 98% | 2016-08-22 |
| 5452. | Lolita (lolitalil) | 97.49 | 91% | 2011-09-27 |
| 5453. | Grigoras Ionut (bayatu) | 97.49 | — | 2010-03-12 |
| 5454. | Timothy (tpf27) | 97.48 | 97% | 2022-09-12 |
| 5455. | Lithox (lithoxsmurf) | 97.48 | 92% | 2014-01-14 |
| 5456. | Joshua (jlee755) | 97.48 | 98% | 2018-04-30 |
| 5457. | God (royalocean) | 97.48 | 88% | 2016-01-09 |
| 5458. | :) (drewroen) | 97.47 | 97% | 2013-11-15 |
| 5459. | Ryan (blacktail) | 97.47 | 95% | 2013-10-14 |
| 5460. | Sun (sunflower61) | 97.47 | 98% | 2023-10-01 |
| 5461. | Kauzki (flippityy) | 97.47 | 97% | 2018-12-01 |
| 5462. | shane (armoth23) | 97.46 | — | 2009-05-05 |
| 5463. | D (dmaulish) | 97.44 | 97.2% | 2023-06-22 |
| 5464. | I'm so trash (peepolove) | 97.44 | 99% | 2021-07-06 |
| 5465. | Andy (djentalman) | 97.43 | 98% | 2022-12-31 |
| 5466. | Bob (beachhut) | 97.42 | 98% | 2011-07-27 |
| 5467. | S (anvilclash) | 97.42 | 100% | 2015-02-11 |
| 5468. | Dose (pentagon1) | 97.41 | 97% | 2022-11-18 |
| 5469. | Natalie (nano724) | 97.41 | 96% | 2015-12-15 |
| 5470. | David (dhpthephd) | 97.41 | 90% | 2017-01-30 |
| 5471. | Kate (katehashope) | 97.40 | 97% | 2012-08-09 |
| 5472. | 17 year old (thehardfloppy) | 97.40 | 95% | 2013-03-10 |
| 5473. | Raffael (gamayun) | 97.39 | 97% | 2012-02-26 |
| 5474. | Alex (screensavory) | 97.39 | 94% | 2015-02-06 |
| 5475. | Andrew (playinthedirt11) | 97.39 | 98% | 2022-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |