So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12885. | †guanyin (donkeyhotay) | 80.01 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
| 12886. | Amy (amibun) | 80.01 | 97% | 2023-01-17 |
| 12887. | Jared (jaredgoodman03) | 80.01 | 95% | 2019-02-01 |
| 12888. | Chris (jct314) | 80.01 | 98% | 2020-02-02 |
| 12889. | Owen (keppilion) | 80.01 | 95% | 2023-01-27 |
| 12890. | GTedZ (gtedz) | 80.01 | 98% | 2020-06-21 |
| 12891. | Salih Can (salihcan) | 80.01 | 87% | 2013-01-12 |
| 12892. | Ilya (whyuhefftobmad) | 80.01 | 96% | 2014-04-21 |
| 12893. | Corso (cportinari) | 80.01 | — | 2010-10-25 |
| 12894. | Neske (neske) | 80.01 | 92% | 2013-03-18 |
| 12895. | Thompson (tommymachine) | 80.00 | 96% | 2019-04-30 |
| 12896. | Gasan (hasanakniyev) | 80.00 | 99% | 2022-10-22 |
| 12897. | Raphael (rafaldefoudre) | 80.00 | 98% | 2016-03-31 |
| 12898. | Jerry (pampaflash) | 80.00 | 95% | 2013-03-29 |
| 12899. | angel (dfangel) | 80.00 | — | 2009-06-19 |
| 12900. | Dan (dam121594) | 80.00 | 91% | 2015-12-08 |
| 12901. | RED (red666) | 79.99 | 97% | 2022-11-30 |
| 12902. | Amit (amtijais) | 79.99 | 97% | 2023-01-28 |
| 12903. | Cole (armo) | 79.99 | 91% | 2012-11-12 |
| 12904. | Trent (tdavis23540) | 79.98 | 99% | 2021-08-09 |
| 12905. | tafg (trashaccountforgarbage) | 79.98 | 97.4% | 2023-10-05 |
| 12906. | SN (syden) | 79.98 | — | 2011-03-23 |
| 12907. | Yuu (yuu3008) | 79.97 | 95% | 2016-08-11 |
| 12908. | Mabl (loekie) | 79.97 | 97% | 2014-03-25 |
| 12909. | Steve (feedthejoe) | 79.97 | 94% | 2016-09-08 |
| 12910. | Lyric (lyric39) | 79.97 | 99.1% | 2023-10-26 |
| 12911. | jennyjenjen (jennyjenjen) | 79.97 | 96% | 2015-11-13 |
| 12912. | Khánh Duy (duy_sau_rom) | 79.97 | 93% | 2014-02-09 |
| 12913. | Trusty (iamtrusty) | 79.96 | 95% | 2016-05-13 |
| 12914. | Daniel (cannatown) | 79.96 | 94% | 2015-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |