I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11070. | Guest (gu35t_) | 84.64 | 98% | 2020-08-24 |
| 11071. | Snacks (iwilleatyoursnacks) | 84.64 | 95.8% | 2024-11-20 |
| 11072. | Robert Smart (robtheslob7856) | 84.64 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 11073. | monewl (monewl) | 84.64 | 95% | 2022-11-27 |
| 11074. | joe (florezz) | 84.64 | 89% | 2015-12-10 |
| 11075. | Alexa (aglass31) | 84.64 | 96.7% | 2021-02-17 |
| 11076. | running_dog (persists) | 84.64 | 97% | 2017-10-26 |
| 11077. | Bailey (nob0dy) | 84.64 | 97.6% | 2021-02-15 |
| 11078. | Manraj (man_123lama) | 84.64 | 99% | 2021-07-02 |
| 11079. | dirts (dirts) | 84.64 | 91% | 2016-05-30 |
| 11080. | Zuf (zufxd) | 84.63 | 98% | 2024-05-13 |
| 11081. | yong (coaleo) | 84.63 | 97% | 2024-02-02 |
| 11082. | Joshua (juppert) | 84.63 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
| 11083. | Gabriel (gcrispino) | 84.62 | 98% | 2025-12-11 |
| 11084. | Sivaramakrishnan (sivaramak... | 84.62 | 97.3% | 2024-11-10 |
| 11085. | Mark (10100) | 84.62 | 95.8% | 2023-11-08 |
| 11086. | Arnon (bonfuifui) | 84.61 | 98% | 2023-03-14 |
| 11087. | Weapon (subparnut) | 84.61 | 99% | 2022-12-27 |
| 11088. | Luda (ludavis) | 84.61 | 98% | 2022-04-21 |
| 11089. | Charles (armdev) | 84.61 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 11090. | Chef Giuliano (gd27) | 84.61 | 98% | 2020-04-02 |
| 11091. | Jckyy (jckyy) | 84.61 | 98% | 2018-02-10 |
| 11092. | UNTiTLED (pshy0) | 84.61 | 99% | 2023-04-18 |
| 11093. | Phạm Lãng (blackdhcm) | 84.61 | 97% | 2015-11-22 |
| 11094. | sleepypillow (alexanderlegend) | 84.61 | 95% | 2018-07-21 |
| 11095. | x (kobeast) | 84.60 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
| 11096. | Pei Bin (cheongpeibin) | 84.59 | 95% | 2016-07-07 |
| 11097. | Clinton (clinton1234) | 84.59 | 99% | 2019-04-06 |
| 11098. | DGZ1020 (dg1020) | 84.59 | 99.2% | 2023-11-03 |
| 11099. | Harry (harrykawaiidesu) | 84.59 | 95% | 2017-11-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |