I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5582. | Melle (melle14) | 100.07 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 5583. | lemon (lemondemon) | 100.06 | 97.4% | 2024-10-22 |
| 5584. | Jakab (schttj) | 100.05 | 98% | 2021-06-05 |
| 5585. | woopwoop (aniocean) | 100.04 | 95.7% | 2024-10-02 |
| 5586. | svinfia (svinfia) | 100.04 | 98% | 2018-08-03 |
| 5587. | Stefan (strayckler) | 100.02 | 98% | 2025-04-01 |
| 5588. | Herman (hchow91) | 100.02 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 5589. | Sithanga Sasvindu (lambositha) | 100.01 | 98% | 2025-03-09 |
| 5590. | Alex (alexdf54) | 100.01 | 98% | 2024-04-14 |
| 5591. | z (zuckles) | 100.01 | 96% | 2018-10-07 |
| 5592. | Sarym (_sarim_) | 100.01 | 96% | 2018-01-02 |
| 5593. | nutmeg (jv13) | 100.00 | 100% | 2025-06-15 |
| 5594. | thea p (theap) | 99.99 | 98.5% | 2024-09-13 |
| 5595. | Anton (antonbj3) | 99.99 | 94% | 2017-01-19 |
| 5596. | Adam (adxxmm) | 99.97 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
| 5597. | Mike (fastneko) | 99.97 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
| 5598. | pronamka (pronamka) | 99.96 | 99% | 2026-02-06 |
| 5599. | arman (arman_types) | 99.96 | 95% | 2021-04-20 |
| 5600. | Spencer (braverice) | 99.96 | 97% | 2025-04-26 |
| 5601. | vlad (cyriusthevirus) | 99.96 | 98% | 2022-11-28 |
| 5602. | Animal (animalracional) | 99.96 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 5603. | zhou (zyuhang255) | 99.95 | 98% | 2019-04-20 |
| 5604. | Gemma (gemstoned) | 99.95 | 95% | 2018-07-19 |
| 5605. | Piano Man (epic_piano) | 99.94 | 99% | 2024-06-12 |
| 5606. | Suikyo (suikyo) | 99.94 | 98.7% | 2024-11-22 |
| 5607. | Normz (normzie) | 99.94 | 98% | 2018-09-18 |
| 5608. | cindy (thiadeliria) | 99.93 | 98% | 2025-03-06 |
| 5609. | konalt (konalt) | 99.93 | 96% | 2023-08-27 |
| 5610. | Zonglax (shooterstriker) | 99.92 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 5611. | villuri (villuri) | 99.91 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |