I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12829. | Dylan (typingtrucker222) | 81.75 | 94% | 2019-11-22 |
| 12830. | DeadSafari (deadsafari) | 81.75 | 98% | 2022-11-13 |
| 12831. | Marie (greenbrae17) | 81.75 | 97% | 2017-12-02 |
| 12832. | Naruke (naruke15) | 81.74 | 94% | 2018-07-27 |
| 12833. | Foofighter (foohobbit) | 81.74 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| 12834. | kevin (kevincuz) | 81.74 | 94% | 2020-07-02 |
| 12835. | Evoril (evoril) | 81.74 | 96.7% | 2024-04-13 |
| 12836. | Sidharth (iamsidman17) | 81.74 | 96% | 2021-09-29 |
| 12837. | Dan (dannynotmaster) | 81.74 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 12838. | Kaiden (zentacle) | 81.73 | 95% | 2022-03-11 |
| 12839. | storpa (storpa26) | 81.73 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
| 12840. | Retriix (retriix) | 81.72 | 95.5% | 2023-06-14 |
| 12841. | cvc (1cvc) | 81.72 | 95% | 2025-05-11 |
| 12842. | Hoppy (crunchydog) | 81.72 | 98% | 2020-05-06 |
| 12843. | Ken (kenxx) | 81.72 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 12844. | jake (jakeoha) | 81.72 | 97% | 2019-04-16 |
| 12845. | titu (mrg698) | 81.71 | 97% | 2022-09-02 |
| 12846. | khalil (khaliil98) | 81.71 | 97% | 2021-09-24 |
| 12847. | Shahed (shahed_hasan) | 81.71 | 96% | 2021-04-01 |
| 12848. | arman_ferdous (arman_ferdous) | 81.71 | 96% | 2022-03-10 |
| 12849. | ogkatumus (ogkatumus) | 81.71 | 95.9% | 2021-01-29 |
| 12850. | abhi (cheapcoder) | 81.71 | 97% | 2020-07-15 |
| 12851. | skittle mcgriddle (_suffoca... | 81.70 | 96% | 2025-04-22 |
| 12852. | Audrey (icecreamfan777) | 81.70 | 94% | 2022-04-16 |
| 12853. | DRACO (wueytiuewi) | 81.70 | 96% | 2023-06-30 |
| 12854. | Ambro (ambrosiol) | 81.70 | 99% | 2021-12-17 |
| 12855. | (nagaland) | 81.70 | 96% | 2017-09-21 |
| 12856. | gaule (gaule) | 81.69 | 99% | 2021-12-28 |
| 12857. | Lolli (lollo2000) | 81.69 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 12858. | Skellysauce (mrwatermelon) | 81.69 | 96% | 2022-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |