Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1446. | Allan (itsgam3tyme) | 92.32 | 98% | 2020-05-28 |
| 1447. | Elden (bloab) | 92.32 | 96% | 2020-11-15 |
| 1448. | Carlo (ccatiello) | 92.31 | 96% | 2019-10-28 |
| 1449. | feelsclapman (sprenkelz) | 92.31 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
| 1450. | Sheel (sheel) | 92.30 | 99% | 2017-10-10 |
| 1451. | T2fast4u (pnwtrevorb) | 92.29 | 98% | 2020-09-29 |
| 1452. | Kevin (kevinmeseeyou) | 92.28 | 98% | 2020-08-07 |
| 1453. | Paii * (pichapaii) | 92.28 | 97% | 2017-11-30 |
| 1454. | fnrslvr (fnrslvr) | 92.28 | 99% | 2018-09-23 |
| 1455. | D (description) | 92.26 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
| 1456. | Justin (sm00thie) | 92.23 | 99% | 2019-10-25 |
| 1457. | The (mobberoni) | 92.20 | 98% | 2019-03-13 |
| 1458. | Tanner (hoke_t) | 92.19 | 97% | 2020-08-27 |
| 1459. | onah (learning_dvorak1) | 92.19 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
| 1460. | Felix (felfel92) | 92.17 | 97% | 2019-09-20 |
| 1461. | Nani (karlord) | 92.17 | 96% | 2019-12-12 |
| 1462. | Arlet (arlet) | 92.15 | 97% | 2019-12-01 |
| 1463. | spou (youtube__clisk) | 92.15 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
| 1464. | Jadyn (snyderator13) | 92.14 | 97% | 2019-02-25 |
| 1465. | SirSpeedy (sir_speedy) | 92.13 | 99% | 2017-07-03 |
| 1466. | emerald (jungyeon) | 92.13 | 95% | 2017-09-17 |
| 1467. | Mitchell (mralcatraz) | 92.12 | 97% | 2017-09-09 |
| 1468. | Anna (misslua1) | 92.11 | 97% | 2018-10-26 |
| 1469. | potato (hallother) | 92.09 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 1470. | CrisWick (kizzu137) | 92.09 | 98% | 2019-05-05 |
| 1471. | Aaaa (slovaksom) | 92.05 | 98% | 2018-11-04 |
| 1472. | ben (itsbenatkinson) | 92.04 | 98% | 2018-04-16 |
| 1473. | Joking_Phantom (joking_phan... | 92.02 | 97% | 2019-06-03 |
| 1474. | I'm_on_mobile (yeetusthyfetus) | 92.01 | 97% | 2020-10-15 |
| 1475. | Jakab (schttj) | 92.01 | 97% | 2020-09-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |