The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4927. | ξlusive (brainxd) | 101.20 | 95.6% | 2024-09-05 |
| 4928. | MrBakbuki (mrbakbuki) | 101.20 | 98.5% | 2024-06-20 |
| 4929. | (strongly_typed) | 101.20 | 99% | 2023-04-10 |
| 4930. | eggs979 (eggs979) | 101.19 | 98% | 2020-02-01 |
| 4931. | InOrbit (inorbit) | 101.19 | 99% | 2018-12-01 |
| 4932. | Eroticar (eroticar) | 101.19 | 97% | 2017-03-08 |
| 4933. | Isaac (attenuationcoefficient) | 101.18 | 92% | 2016-10-27 |
| 4934. | J (akntmzjtj) | 101.18 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
| 4935. | OsuShallah (rstubtsc) | 101.18 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 4936. | wel (welneco) | 101.18 | 97% | 2015-05-02 |
| 4937. | Luka (callugolf) | 101.17 | 96.9% | 2024-07-07 |
| 4938. | DJ45 (epic_procrastinator) | 101.17 | 99% | 2025-02-20 |
| 4939. | Art (artattack_) | 101.17 | 99% | 2021-10-24 |
| 4940. | Scott (stranks90) | 101.17 | 96% | 2013-03-01 |
| 4941. | Bruce (bzztyper) | 101.17 | 98% | 2015-03-21 |
| 4942. | Anthony (citratesynthase) | 101.16 | 99% | 2018-09-10 |
| 4943. | Fizzman (mintyballs) | 101.15 | 96% | 2024-08-14 |
| 4944. | Billy (arktec12) | 101.15 | 99% | 2013-06-13 |
| 4945. | Sam (tolomei) | 101.15 | 97% | 2013-01-17 |
| 4946. | muretan (muretan) | 101.15 | 94% | 2012-02-23 |
| 4947. | Neo (maliciouskz) | 101.14 | 98% | 2022-10-30 |
| 4948. | Bensie (bensie1) | 101.14 | 97.7% | 2025-03-21 |
| 4949. | Joie (jliba12) | 101.14 | 95% | 2017-02-20 |
| 4950. | HiroHero (hirohero89) | 101.13 | 99% | 2021-03-08 |
| 4951. | ⛓️ EPSTEIN COURT DOCS (... | 101.13 | 97% | 2020-06-20 |
| 4952. | BE4ST (jb2k1) | 101.13 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 4953. | Dean (super6plx) | 101.13 | 91% | 2014-08-23 |
| 4954. | Elizabeth (elizabethwei) | 101.13 | 99% | 2021-04-08 |
| 4955. | Wilford (wilfordjason) | 101.12 | 97.4% | 2025-03-19 |
| 4956. | Jonathan (ultim) | 101.12 | 91% | 2013-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |