As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12105. | Tyazer (tyazer) | 78.77 | 98% | 2024-06-17 |
12106. | Abner (abnermtj) | 78.77 | 97% | 2019-11-20 |
12107. | ROOZBEH (verybadboy) | 78.77 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
12108. | :( (altrocality_dvorak_acc) | 78.77 | 96% | 2020-09-29 |
12109. | (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━... | 78.77 | 96% | 2017-03-28 |
12110. | Peter (buck306) | 78.76 | 98% | 2023-07-15 |
12111. | Esketitutu (esketitutu) | 78.76 | 96.2% | 2023-09-25 |
12112. | Omar (omarmoralesjr810) | 78.76 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
12113. | MistakesWereMade (workmanty... | 78.76 | 97% | 2021-10-23 |
12114. | Kamiye (kamiye) | 78.76 | 95% | 2016-09-15 |
12115. | Jacob (racelive) | 78.76 | 97% | 2018-12-07 |
12116. | Matthew (mattenthehat) | 78.75 | 98% | 2019-11-16 |
12117. | lut (lut_) | 78.75 | 97% | 2022-09-12 |
12118. | dividy (dividy) | 78.75 | 96.3% | 2024-03-27 |
12119. | Bala Vignesh (balavignesh26) | 78.74 | 97% | 2024-05-03 |
12120. | Slow_AF (flaming_gladius) | 78.74 | 96.9% | 2023-07-24 |
12121. | Jh (jinghong9188) | 78.73 | 93% | 2016-12-21 |
12122. | Sinful Sam (sinfulsam) | 78.73 | 97% | 2022-12-23 |
12123. | YJK (yjk7000) | 78.73 | 98% | 2024-04-09 |
12124. | BOBA (bobavfett) | 78.73 | 98% | 2025-03-18 |
12125. | M.Ha (manhha00) | 78.73 | 97.4% | 2023-09-10 |
12126. | Om (omsharma612) | 78.73 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
12127. | Viacheslav (krevetko) | 78.73 | 96.7% | 2023-07-23 |
12128. | duckyful (duckydatyper) | 78.73 | 96% | 2022-10-13 |
12129. | Eiv (mechiguy) | 78.73 | 97% | 2016-12-11 |
12130. | Alexander (arkross) | 78.73 | 96% | 2016-07-14 |
12131. | qtq🐇🍊🍰 (qtqtq) | 78.73 | 98% | 2019-11-25 |
12132. | Josue (jsevzq) | 78.72 | 97.4% | 2025-02-26 |
12133. | Amjad (crash_man213) | 78.72 | 91% | 2017-03-29 |
12134. | Lawrence (clearwheat8) | 78.72 | 96% | 2019-05-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |