The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10839. | Febreeze (madlibs) | 87.52 | 88% | 2014-12-26 |
| 10840. | _Shaka_ (akashah05) | 87.51 | 99% | 2025-06-20 |
| 10841. | Simi Agarwal (simiagarwal) | 87.51 | 98% | 2024-04-12 |
| 10842. | cluli (feztarausch) | 87.51 | 96.7% | 2024-06-28 |
| 10843. | Galih (sobig_f) | 87.51 | 96.2% | 2024-03-07 |
| 10844. | k_otey (k_otey) | 87.51 | 97.1% | 2023-12-02 |
| 10845. | Lex (thegodlyalien) | 87.51 | 96% | 2016-02-28 |
| 10846. | ASDFG (jassanna) | 87.51 | 93% | 2011-12-07 |
| 10847. | Suresh (sureshkapri0) | 87.51 | 98% | 2018-03-07 |
| 10848. | Leon.K (twilightv) | 87.50 | 96.4% | 2024-06-11 |
| 10849. | rush (rushinboo) | 87.50 | 94.1% | 2024-12-12 |
| 10850. | Pepe (mrandersonneo) | 87.50 | 96.2% | 2024-03-15 |
| 10851. | starguything (starguything) | 87.50 | 97% | 2019-10-08 |
| 10852. | Rado (immutability) | 87.50 | 96% | 2016-03-21 |
| 10853. | Pie (pie4) | 87.50 | 92% | 2014-07-02 |
| 10854. | andiibooo (andiibooo) | 87.50 | 96% | 2014-11-06 |
| 10855. | 10 finger ginger (10finger_... | 87.49 | 98% | 2024-08-19 |
| 10856. | chiksulub (chiksulub) | 87.49 | 98% | 2025-10-12 |
| 10857. | Vijay (vijays4404) | 87.49 | 97.6% | 2024-10-06 |
| 10858. | ARK [alt for colemak-dhm] (... | 87.49 | 98% | 2022-07-20 |
| 10859. | Rajkumar (rajku) | 87.48 | 95% | 2014-06-16 |
| 10860. | Charlie (chucklestin) | 87.48 | 98% | 2021-12-11 |
| 10861. | Snowy (it_was_lag) | 87.48 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
| 10862. | Minh Tam (tamdrit) | 87.48 | 100% | 2016-06-12 |
| 10863. | Tre (youwontknow) | 87.48 | 96% | 2013-09-20 |
| 10864. | Nikita (lodo4ka1337) | 87.47 | 98.5% | 2025-03-14 |
| 10865. | Piyush (piyush072) | 87.47 | 95.3% | 2024-08-26 |
| 10866. | Jonas (jonas19) | 87.47 | 97.4% | 2024-04-17 |
| 10867. | unmurderable (unmurderable) | 87.47 | 97.6% | 2024-04-01 |
| 10868. | Chad (chad87) | 87.47 | 96% | 2011-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |