Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5678. | Mechanical (kheeze) | 53.36 | 96% | 2019-09-23 |
| 5679. | Norik (kingjulian1) | 53.35 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
| 5680. | Shivam (shivru) | 53.34 | 96% | 2019-03-12 |
| 5681. | Billy (billygoatboy) | 53.32 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
| 5682. | Ethan (creamthehippo) | 53.32 | 96% | 2017-08-14 |
| 5683. | Pakin (ppirch) | 53.31 | 95% | 2018-12-30 |
| 5684. | Nick (zaercon) | 53.30 | 96% | 2020-08-16 |
| 5685. | ✔️▄◘🚀!new_luca@y... | 53.27 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 5686. | Helmi Abdul (helmiabdul) | 53.27 | 96% | 2019-01-18 |
| 5687. | Dark (ishrath) | 53.27 | 94% | 2017-12-09 |
| 5688. | Seth (opiumonom) | 53.27 | 94% | 2017-07-12 |
| 5689. | Michal (greenboyardee) | 53.27 | 95% | 2018-12-14 |
| 5690. | John (whalenj) | 53.26 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 5691. | tstats[pkmkb] (pkmkb) | 53.25 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 5692. | Mohammad (solaiman123) | 53.23 | 94% | 2020-05-17 |
| 5693. | Charls (charschemer) | 53.20 | 93% | 2018-07-31 |
| 5694. | Ark (arkend) | 53.18 | 94% | 2020-06-30 |
| 5695. | Nick (abentnick) | 53.17 | 94% | 2018-03-19 |
| 5696. | me (waxy_candle) | 53.17 | 94% | 2019-04-18 |
| 5697. | Yung (leinschneizel) | 53.17 | 94% | 2018-12-23 |
| 5698. | Jayden (jiiidaaan) | 53.16 | 94% | 2020-06-13 |
| 5699. | Robert (snyper7) | 53.14 | 96% | 2020-08-09 |
| 5700. | vic (cdefg123) | 53.13 | 97% | 2017-12-22 |
| 5701. | Lior (lior818413) | 53.13 | 94% | 2019-06-04 |
| 5702. | Vito (vito1036) | 53.12 | 92% | 2020-09-04 |
| 5703. | Roi (roimanor) | 53.11 | 94% | 2018-09-26 |
| 5704. | Ahmed (deadmoonsoldier) | 53.08 | 95% | 2018-02-01 |
| 5705. | Thanh-Nhat (ngothanhnhat) | 53.07 | 95% | 2017-12-22 |
| 5706. | Racer King (liquana) | 53.05 | 96% | 2017-09-28 |
| 5707. | Youdono (youdono) | 53.05 | 96% | 2018-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |