So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13308. | kiet (phanxuankiet123321) | 79.31 | 98% | 2022-12-30 |
| 13309. | Whorehey (whorehey) | 79.31 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
| 13310. | Nicolas (silwr) | 79.31 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
| 13311. | Brian (briansu) | 79.31 | 95.9% | 2021-02-22 |
| 13312. | https://goo.gl/w5lYtb (vusan) | 79.31 | 99% | 2017-09-21 |
| 13313. | Christopher (chrispbrown) | 79.31 | 92% | 2016-09-11 |
| 13314. | Colin (8_wpm) | 79.30 | 97.9% | 2023-08-17 |
| 13315. | Nicolai (dexterous) | 79.30 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
| 13316. | Erick (zanyc) | 79.30 | 96% | 2023-02-27 |
| 13317. | Justin (therenzhe) | 79.30 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 13318. | vo hung huu (huu2207) | 79.30 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 13319. | Jon (driv4r) | 79.30 | 96% | 2014-10-28 |
| 13320. | krimi (krimi) | 79.30 | 94% | 2014-12-11 |
| 13321. | Vasanth Raja (vasanthraja) | 79.30 | 98% | 2018-12-26 |
| 13322. | Ken (kenbrace) | 79.30 | 91% | 2016-11-12 |
| 13323. | Herlian (herlianzhang) | 79.30 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 13324. | PogActual (arkaik11) | 79.29 | 97% | 2023-08-06 |
| 13325. | Marci (marcipants) | 79.29 | — | 2008-11-08 |
| 13326. | felis dofmesticus (strongly... | 79.29 | 96% | 2023-01-17 |
| 13327. | TheSeaRabbit (thesearabbit) | 79.29 | 98% | 2021-05-04 |
| 13328. | Zombie (iolife) | 79.29 | 97% | 2017-04-12 |
| 13329. | Axel (kakmumsaren) | 79.29 | 93% | 2015-05-04 |
| 13330. | Asoka Heng (asoka751) | 79.28 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
| 13331. | Lunyx (lunyx12) | 79.28 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
| 13332. | Jorbin (joubini) | 79.28 | — | 2009-10-28 |
| 13333. | James (jpnjpn6) | 79.28 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 13334. | Wang (black_life941) | 79.28 | 92% | 2012-09-23 |
| 13335. | Radcliffe (tolagali) | 79.28 | — | 2011-03-05 |
| 13336. | th (thanasis2002) | 79.28 | 92% | 2016-05-01 |
| 13337. | Garrett (gare_jordans) | 79.27 | 94% | 2016-05-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |