The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2917. | Sev7n (sev7nte3n) | 62.01 | 96% | 2023-10-31 |
| 2918. | Mohammed (md_islam) | 62.01 | 96% | 2020-09-19 |
| 2919. | Erix (erixerns) | 62.01 | 98% | 2019-10-23 |
| 2920. | BC (thunderthud) | 62.01 | 96% | 2013-12-03 |
| 2921. | ajit (ajit9999) | 62.00 | 96% | 2021-08-25 |
| 2922. | Dhruv (lord_benjamin) | 62.00 | 97% | 2023-08-18 |
| 2923. | Leah (insert_smiley_here) | 62.00 | — | 2011-03-08 |
| 2924. | Wumi (wumi) | 62.00 | 97% | 2016-09-08 |
| 2925. | Rach (rabecha) | 62.00 | 98% | 2015-10-29 |
| 2926. | nxhoaf (nxhoaf) | 62.00 | — | 2009-09-13 |
| 2927. | Stephen (phen94) | 61.98 | 98% | 2020-01-23 |
| 2928. | lawrence (ghost7) | 61.98 | 89% | 2011-09-14 |
| 2929. | Udan (fris93) | 61.98 | 98% | 2019-07-21 |
| 2930. | pabl0 (pabl0juan) | 61.98 | 93% | 2013-04-14 |
| 2931. | Fadosa (fadosa) | 61.98 | 95% | 2016-03-13 |
| 2932. | Dipankar (dipankarkumar275) | 61.97 | 100% | 2023-03-12 |
| 2933. | Luis (lcisnero) | 61.96 | 98% | 2014-11-28 |
| 2934. | Choudhary (shakha) | 61.96 | 97% | 2022-07-31 |
| 2935. | Raja (grizzly_lion) | 61.96 | 97% | 2020-10-24 |
| 2936. | Keji (keji030) | 61.96 | 82% | 2014-04-06 |
| 2937. | Akash (akashagr) | 61.96 | 96% | 2017-01-22 |
| 2938. | Tracy (arkad) | 61.96 | 96% | 2013-10-04 |
| 2939. | Vu (3nim3) | 61.95 | 96% | 2018-09-06 |
| 2940. | janet (janetcon) | 61.95 | — | 2009-08-21 |
| 2941. | Jack (jackomano) | 61.94 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
| 2942. | Karan (iamkaran) | 61.94 | 97% | 2020-01-14 |
| 2943. | z (zthien) | 61.94 | — | 2008-10-26 |
| 2944. | MeharG (oashahbaz007) | 61.94 | 91% | 2013-04-11 |
| 2945. | M (mileung) | 61.93 | 95% | 2017-04-19 |
| 2946. | Hans (ts6d) | 61.93 | 95% | 2022-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |