So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12001. | Eric (edluu) | 81.53 | 91% | 2017-05-10 |
| 12002. | Dan (danmerriman) | 81.53 | — | 2008-08-08 |
| 12003. | alvin (alvingogo) | 81.52 | 97% | 2023-01-05 |
| 12004. | Raifu (imeraifu) | 81.52 | 95% | 2014-09-12 |
| 12005. | keruya (keruya) | 81.51 | 94% | 2015-10-07 |
| 12006. | quang hiển (quanghienvh) | 81.51 | — | 2010-08-31 |
| 12007. | A_man (stay_safe) | 81.50 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| 12008. | 响Clicky响 (meraki01) | 81.50 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
| 12009. | (kloodah) | 81.50 | 97% | 2022-01-29 |
| 12010. | Eric (yoony_24) | 81.50 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 12011. | Viktor (wector77y) | 81.50 | 96.5% | 2023-09-22 |
| 12012. | Sadie (selbe) | 81.50 | 97% | 2014-09-25 |
| 12013. | cosdaj (cosdaj) | 81.50 | 99% | 2018-06-15 |
| 12014. | thenewbeginning (thenewbegi... | 81.49 | 96.7% | 2023-08-04 |
| 12015. | Thompson (phucker101) | 81.49 | 89% | 2014-07-30 |
| 12016. | Rice Krispy (xxthesekc1xx) | 81.49 | 93% | 2017-02-03 |
| 12017. | ghoughpteighbteau (ghoughpt... | 81.48 | — | 2010-10-26 |
| 12018. | travdong (travdong) | 81.48 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
| 12019. | maoam (maoamwins) | 81.48 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 12020. | steve (majikyouser) | 81.48 | 96% | 2020-12-05 |
| 12021. | Timoteo (timoteothegreatest) | 81.48 | 98% | 2017-12-12 |
| 12022. | Ellen (jack_cat123) | 81.48 | 98% | 2016-04-28 |
| 12023. | Arjun (arjran) | 81.48 | — | 2010-05-14 |
| 12024. | Sid (cynocid) | 81.47 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| 12025. | Vit (denysvit) | 81.47 | 98% | 2023-04-01 |
| 12026. | İbrahim Can (ibrahimcan) | 81.47 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
| 12027. | Ribbon (ribbonanarchy) | 81.47 | 97% | 2022-10-10 |
| 12028. | jamohl (minecraftchathands) | 81.46 | 96.3% | 2023-06-07 |
| 12029. | Santiago (chicharrones) | 81.46 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| 12030. | (sal111) | 81.46 | 99% | 2023-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |