So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22905. | Jun Sheng (my40789) | 64.01 | 95% | 2021-11-19 |
| 22906. | Dracule (deelipsingh77) | 64.01 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
| 22907. | Eddy (razaberry) | 64.01 | 83% | 2015-01-24 |
| 22908. | Malik (mana0) | 64.01 | 89% | 2012-12-08 |
| 22909. | Caleb (peopleofearth) | 64.01 | 96% | 2018-05-23 |
| 22910. | Amy (miss_a) | 64.01 | — | 2009-04-13 |
| 22911. | kekstee (kekstee) | 64.01 | 96% | 2015-09-16 |
| 22912. | Matt (mattclowns) | 64.00 | 88% | 2016-06-06 |
| 22913. | Nickolas (xnickolasx) | 64.00 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
| 22914. | tomy (zendex13) | 64.00 | 96% | 2023-07-14 |
| 22915. | a (hanso345) | 64.00 | 96% | 2022-10-19 |
| 22916. | Spitfire029 (spitfire_029) | 64.00 | 95% | 2021-05-19 |
| 22917. | wingedclothadjuster (nsubor... | 64.00 | 91% | 2017-03-16 |
| 22918. | DezzardHD (dezzardhd) | 64.00 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 22919. | Oleg (kcdoleg) | 64.00 | — | 2009-09-28 |
| 22920. | HeoSua (heosuaxongdzolua) | 64.00 | — | 2011-01-01 |
| 22921. | arjan (arjanomega) | 63.99 | 90% | 2012-08-24 |
| 22922. | Prudhvi (kingraju) | 63.99 | 90% | 2014-07-31 |
| 22923. | Gopal Krishna (krisssssh) | 63.99 | 97% | 2023-04-08 |
| 22924. | Aaron (biogence) | 63.99 | 94% | 2023-03-18 |
| 22925. | Starinator (starinator) | 63.99 | 94% | 2016-03-05 |
| 22926. | Himanshu (himanshupander) | 63.99 | 96% | 2022-03-11 |
| 22927. | Moe (doom97) | 63.99 | 97% | 2021-07-01 |
| 22928. | Teun (teung) | 63.99 | 96.9% | 2021-02-08 |
| 22929. | Oliver (tingsvad) | 63.99 | 93% | 2016-05-15 |
| 22930. | Walker (walker_) | 63.99 | 97% | 2017-06-08 |
| 22931. | Tom (tommy71394) | 63.99 | 94% | 2014-02-06 |
| 22932. | Fred (acerace) | 63.99 | 98% | 2012-07-13 |
| 22933. | Miles (miggles005) | 63.98 | 95% | 2022-09-29 |
| 22934. | chai (darkunknown) | 63.98 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |