I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9498. | Dustin (dustin099) | 87.75 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 9499. | Andre (andr_ehh) | 87.75 | 96.7% | 2023-06-11 |
| 9500. | Derrick (titi123) | 87.74 | 99% | 2024-03-26 |
| 9501. | Ivan (ilubyako) | 87.74 | 98% | 2021-02-07 |
| 9502. | Thobi (tombibby10) | 87.74 | 96% | 2022-04-28 |
| 9503. | nauyu (nauyusimi) | 87.74 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 9504. | Mark (maolson97) | 87.74 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
| 9505. | Ian (darthbaldus902) | 87.74 | 98% | 2023-03-21 |
| 9506. | Grayman (grayman7) | 87.74 | 92.5% | 2024-03-05 |
| 9507. | Chavez (determined12) | 87.74 | 98% | 2025-02-09 |
| 9508. | HEAD (head_hunter) | 87.73 | 96% | 2022-07-30 |
| 9509. | Dang Hai (haidanghoang178) | 87.73 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
| 9510. | ^_^ (fuuje) | 87.73 | 98% | 2021-05-04 |
| 9511. | Isabell (meechingurl) | 87.73 | 98% | 2023-07-30 |
| 9512. | Alex (arint) | 87.72 | 96% | 2022-01-18 |
| 9513. | Oscar (scarigam) | 87.72 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 9514. | yung slazeey (ariqtypes2003) | 87.71 | 97% | 2024-09-15 |
| 9515. | syed (pakman483) | 87.70 | 98% | 2017-06-22 |
| 9516. | Ellen (isthatasupra) | 87.69 | 96% | 2020-06-20 |
| 9517. | Alex (alexpowerjackson) | 87.69 | 97% | 2023-03-13 |
| 9518. | Ethan (drizzy123_) | 87.69 | 96.8% | 2025-02-09 |
| 9519. | Bacco (bacco_) | 87.68 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
| 9520. | Shoe (shoebox004) | 87.68 | 98% | 2021-12-28 |
| 9521. | Th3BossC (th3bossc) | 87.68 | 96.8% | 2023-10-21 |
| 9522. | shockWAVE (mohitarora) | 87.68 | 96% | 2024-08-21 |
| 9523. | BlackCel (10_wp10minutes) | 87.68 | 98% | 2024-04-26 |
| 9524. | Alex (shooksy) | 87.68 | 99% | 2023-09-06 |
| 9525. | D (fourdesks) | 87.67 | 99% | 2021-02-26 |
| 9526. | doubleplusgood (doubleplusg... | 87.67 | 97% | 2022-03-15 |
| 9527. | ghuid (stefano27) | 87.67 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |