As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19855. | Mustlyn (mustlyn) | 61.15 | 97% | 2023-07-17 |
19856. | Ankit (ankp) | 61.15 | 98% | 2023-05-11 |
19857. | yash (yashhh) | 61.15 | 99% | 2022-10-02 |
19858. | tYpemAstER (lystvi) | 61.15 | 94% | 2018-03-23 |
19859. | Krimesh (_kb3) | 61.14 | 96% | 2017-03-19 |
19860. | Alex (alex_crazy) | 61.14 | 97% | 2018-01-06 |
19861. | 10SlowFingers (aabhas) | 61.14 | 97% | 2020-07-11 |
19862. | Mitch (mitchelltimken) | 61.13 | 98% | 2018-12-12 |
19863. | Rahim-444 (abdrrahim_belkac... | 61.13 | 94% | 2023-01-01 |
19864. | kameron (ironickatana) | 61.12 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
19865. | Elyas (cpp_native) | 61.11 | 97% | 2023-01-14 |
19866. | Angela (angela_42) | 61.11 | 94% | 2023-08-30 |
19867. | Michael (aptitude) | 61.11 | 92% | 2017-02-07 |
19868. | Gina (borbinon) | 61.11 | 94% | 2020-06-16 |
19869. | Alfred (bexxed999) | 61.11 | 95% | 2015-10-02 |
19870. | yudanis (dans88) | 61.11 | 96% | 2016-03-08 |
19871. | majid (majidabbas7301) | 61.10 | 93% | 2016-05-13 |
19872. | Viet Nam Nguyen (vietnam082... | 61.10 | 96% | 2023-08-28 |
19873. | Tom (ax99) | 61.10 | 99% | 2023-01-07 |
19874. | Luis (lcisnero) | 61.10 | 99% | 2017-08-29 |
19875. | Vienna (sexystan69) | 61.10 | 95% | 2021-07-05 |
19876. | Jaxon (baenayeon) | 61.10 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
19877. | Ari (arihsieh) | 61.10 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
19878. | andrew (amillerbmwtech) | 61.10 | 97% | 2021-03-18 |
19879. | Guest (cropdustah) | 61.09 | 96% | 2019-04-30 |
19880. | Socket Wrench (socket_wrench) | 61.09 | 95% | 2022-11-29 |
19881. | Abhinav :P (abhi_typist) | 61.09 | 93% | 2021-11-23 |
19882. | Mikkel (bacondew) | 61.09 | 88% | 2016-10-11 |
19883. | internet explorer (lohleona... | 61.08 | 96% | 2022-02-10 |
19884. | BQ (bayanda) | 61.07 | 98% | 2020-06-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |