So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32236. | Satyam (satyamkr118) | 48.08 | 96.1% | 2021-02-24 |
| 32237. | Tina (tinahan) | 48.08 | — | 2010-04-18 |
| 32238. | RalphieKay (ralphiekay) | 48.07 | 94% | 2012-11-06 |
| 32239. | Garvit (garvit509) | 48.07 | 94.6% | 2023-08-21 |
| 32240. | do (doduc) | 48.07 | — | 2008-12-09 |
| 32241. | megaplex (megaplex2022) | 48.07 | 97% | 2022-11-23 |
| 32242. | Don1k (don1k) | 48.07 | 95% | 2022-01-15 |
| 32243. | mout (moutofyou) | 48.07 | 95% | 2014-04-02 |
| 32244. | akm (sadat007) | 48.07 | 96.7% | 2021-02-17 |
| 32245. | Braxton (brontar) | 48.07 | 93% | 2021-03-03 |
| 32246. | bilal (000901) | 48.07 | 93% | 2012-06-19 |
| 32247. | James (veganjames) | 48.06 | 93% | 2019-03-26 |
| 32248. | Ella (avocadough) | 48.06 | 94% | 2022-12-19 |
| 32249. | Anirudh (anirudh06) | 48.06 | 95% | 2020-06-28 |
| 32250. | Juvi (juvi) | 48.06 | 93% | 2015-04-02 |
| 32251. | Anda (dama) | 48.06 | — | 2008-12-26 |
| 32252. | Abhilash (abhiiiiter) | 48.05 | 96% | 2022-07-06 |
| 32253. | Arif (arifwcksna) | 48.05 | 94% | 2021-09-06 |
| 32254. | Vishal (vis_hal) | 48.04 | 95% | 2019-01-27 |
| 32255. | Johann (sniperflip) | 48.04 | — | 2009-06-25 |
| 32256. | Sam (trombonerz) | 48.04 | 95% | 2022-12-07 |
| 32257. | Jakeman90210 (jakeman90210) | 48.04 | 92% | 2013-09-13 |
| 32258. | Ankit (ankit447) | 48.04 | 97% | 2023-03-05 |
| 32259. | vuong (vuongtoan) | 48.04 | — | 2010-06-24 |
| 32260. | Taoufik (jetaofgak) | 48.03 | 95% | 2019-08-01 |
| 32261. | SYAM (syameswar) | 48.03 | 94% | 2023-02-17 |
| 32262. | sharingan22 (sharingan22) | 48.03 | 96.6% | 2021-02-20 |
| 32263. | Davit (dyeghiaz) | 48.03 | 92% | 2011-05-06 |
| 32264. | sarbjeet (sarbjeet) | 48.03 | — | 2009-07-06 |
| 32265. | kuromi (istrying) | 48.02 | 94.4% | 2021-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |