I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2643. | Parker (newtown54) | 77.23 | 95% | 2024-12-31 |
| 2644. | Le Roux (meneerotterkopx2) | 77.23 | 97% | 2023-09-25 |
| 2645. | pz (pingzhi) | 77.20 | 96.2% | 2023-12-28 |
| 2646. | Dileep (dileepnk) | 77.19 | 96.9% | 2025-01-11 |
| 2647. | Abhishek (vbunny) | 77.18 | 96% | 2025-01-08 |
| 2648. | Magesh (cali_forniaa) | 77.15 | 96.6% | 2023-12-26 |
| 2649. | steb (saenaii) | 77.13 | 96% | 2024-04-10 |
| 2650. | Dennis (ocrayat16) | 77.11 | 96.8% | 2024-12-16 |
| 2651. | Lightningbulb (lightningbulb) | 77.10 | 95.6% | 2023-10-14 |
| 2652. | chickychock (chickychock) | 77.08 | 97.7% | 2024-03-26 |
| 2653. | ok (banadagril) | 77.08 | 97% | 2023-05-11 |
| 2654. | Nima (eramthgin) | 77.07 | 97% | 2024-01-28 |
| 2655. | High On Typing (highontyping) | 77.06 | 97% | 2024-06-13 |
| 2656. | Risk (riskcomplex) | 77.04 | 98% | 2024-05-15 |
| 2657. | Szakul (abramczykk2) | 77.00 | 97% | 2024-12-27 |
| 2658. | beatrace (beatrace21) | 77.00 | 97.1% | 2024-11-19 |
| 2659. | Aritya (ari10ya1) | 76.98 | 98% | 2023-06-09 |
| 2660. | antifragile (antifragile) | 76.98 | 96.4% | 2023-09-17 |
| 2661. | Zudio (ildosrel) | 76.95 | 97% | 2023-08-05 |
| 2662. | aries (arieseira09) | 76.94 | 98% | 2023-12-13 |
| 2663. | joel (jsabio) | 76.94 | 94.9% | 2023-11-12 |
| 2664. | Fery (feri_hk) | 76.92 | 95.8% | 2023-07-24 |
| 2665. | Maggie (maggiecool) | 76.91 | 97.4% | 2024-03-27 |
| 2666. | Fart Noises (fart_noises) | 76.88 | 94.8% | 2024-11-11 |
| 2667. | Soumya (soumya4193) | 76.88 | 97.4% | 2024-01-12 |
| 2668. | Ola (adetoro_o) | 76.88 | 98.6% | 2025-02-19 |
| 2669. | Felzii (missartemis_97) | 76.87 | 96% | 2023-12-02 |
| 2670. | Maarten (mette1337) | 76.87 | 98% | 2023-08-01 |
| 2671. | mustafa (msutafa) | 76.86 | 96.2% | 2024-08-04 |
| 2672. | Akash (aaa123blender) | 76.85 | 96% | 2024-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |