As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9138. | Zack (zroulier) | 82.80 | 95% | 2023-02-01 |
9139. | Michal (compalistaor) | 82.80 | 99% | 2018-04-02 |
9140. | Nuno (n4n0x01) | 82.79 | 98% | 2023-05-16 |
9141. | Angeal4Real (angeal98) | 82.79 | 96% | 2016-10-09 |
9142. | Matt (pinheadlarry5) | 82.79 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
9143. | Angry (angrysanta) | 82.79 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
9144. | Randy (rhomusic) | 82.79 | 97% | 2017-12-08 |
9145. | Jozef (lawalamp12) | 82.78 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
9146. | DNF (lam4nk) | 82.78 | 96.3% | 2023-11-15 |
9147. | D3LTA (d3lta) | 82.78 | 96% | 2016-08-14 |
9148. | dasher7349 (darsh_sikka) | 82.78 | 96.9% | 2023-12-01 |
9149. | ttv/J0bro (jobrocraftstep) | 82.78 | 98% | 2021-09-20 |
9150. | matt (matterz5) | 82.78 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
9151. | Suruga (suruga) | 82.78 | 98% | 2018-04-16 |
9152. | hockpond (hockpond) | 82.78 | 96% | 2022-09-10 |
9153. | Samuel (bigbadblowfish) | 82.78 | 98% | 2015-05-29 |
9154. | Valdebich (k0k1) | 82.77 | 98% | 2022-03-21 |
9155. | JB (jbrandonmaps) | 82.77 | 98% | 2018-12-23 |
9156. | cant_stop (wont_stop) | 82.77 | 98% | 2020-08-29 |
9157. | bondservant (arenza) | 82.77 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
9158. | Chris (pr1m3) | 82.77 | 93% | 2016-08-12 |
9159. | Duc (ducgao4213) | 82.76 | 98% | 2022-07-13 |
9160. | Professional (professional_... | 82.76 | 97% | 2022-06-06 |
9161. | Felipe (felipegomes) | 82.76 | 99% | 2019-06-29 |
9162. | Aaron (theredspartan) | 82.76 | 99% | 2019-03-11 |
9163. | Soph (sssoooppphhh) | 82.75 | 97% | 2021-05-23 |
9164. | Joël (mr_jacket_potato) | 82.75 | 96% | 2020-09-22 |
9165. | Swarmy (swarmy) | 82.75 | 98% | 2022-07-19 |
9166. | Bruno (brunoyb) | 82.75 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
9167. | Israel is committing a geno... | 82.75 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |