The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12507. | (jkalogriopoulos) | 83.98 | 96% | 2012-04-08 |
| 12508. | (fler) | 83.98 | 94% | 2011-06-04 |
| 12509. | Beret (boina) | 83.97 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
| 12510. | (tqtdfq) | 83.97 | 95% | 2021-08-26 |
| 12511. | (br3tt) | 83.97 | 97% | 2018-09-05 |
| 12512. | (amirrezase7en) | 83.97 | 96% | 2017-08-13 |
| 12513. | (mk1123) | 83.97 | 97% | 2015-09-21 |
| 12514. | (submissiveandbreedable) | 83.96 | 98% | 2022-02-18 |
| 12515. | (jazzercize_) | 83.96 | 96% | 2023-07-11 |
| 12516. | (rickylago2) | 83.96 | 97% | 2018-06-02 |
| 12517. | (bing041026) | 83.96 | 96% | 2019-04-05 |
| 12518. | Zeki (zekiye1) | 83.96 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
| 12519. | (freeman_1337) | 83.96 | 98% | 2018-02-28 |
| 12520. | (pjsk83) | 83.96 | — | 2011-02-22 |
| 12521. | (nickidarling) | 83.96 | 95% | 2015-02-25 |
| 12522. | Tim (bertardy) | 83.96 | 96% | 2014-01-20 |
| 12523. | (llamasquad) | 83.95 | 97.3% | 2023-09-11 |
| 12524. | Alien (half_alien) | 83.95 | 97.3% | 2023-10-10 |
| 12525. | (jaleel0) | 83.95 | 98% | 2021-12-21 |
| 12526. | (antoniostreet) | 83.95 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| 12527. | (todddddddddd) | 83.95 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 12528. | (arejay) | 83.95 | 95% | 2014-04-07 |
| 12529. | david (xclusive) | 83.95 | — | 2009-10-23 |
| 12530. | F.T. (ft404) | 83.95 | 95% | 2014-08-31 |
| 12531. | (candice_was_taken) | 83.94 | 98% | 2019-01-10 |
| 12532. | (bgan) | 83.94 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 12533. | (racksaw) | 83.94 | 97% | 2018-04-06 |
| 12534. | (incode4it) | 83.94 | 97% | 2022-11-30 |
| 12535. | diee (diee_2010) | 83.94 | — | 2010-03-14 |
| 12536. | AJ (sasuke_101) | 83.94 | 98% | 2013-07-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |