The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19842. | Felipe (mrsilverspoon) | 72.19 | 96% | 2020-05-20 |
| 19843. | Rushit (rushit) | 72.19 | 97% | 2018-04-15 |
| 19844. | Staci (stacirenee) | 72.19 | — | 2009-11-19 |
| 19845. | Julie (missballerina) | 72.19 | 95% | 2013-11-19 |
| 19846. | mingw (mingw) | 72.19 | 95% | 2016-04-14 |
| 19847. | temp23178946 (previouslol) | 72.18 | 93% | 2020-10-18 |
| 19848. | 2nerla (2nerla) | 72.18 | 94% | 2014-10-13 |
| 19849. | jeff (lovvy) | 72.18 | 96% | 2019-08-25 |
| 19850. | Rachel (rachelboey) | 72.18 | 97% | 2019-05-13 |
| 19851. | Markus (nesci) | 72.18 | 96% | 2013-04-03 |
| 19852. | Ashish (almessi10) | 72.17 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
| 19853. | sugdese (sugdese) | 72.17 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 19854. | Toby (_toblerone_) | 72.17 | 95% | 2021-11-18 |
| 19855. | Max (slo2type) | 72.17 | 97% | 2017-12-07 |
| 19856. | An (dao01) | 72.16 | 93% | 2011-11-03 |
| 19857. | lim (yeeping1) | 72.16 | 95% | 2014-12-21 |
| 19858. | Padtoles (tadp) | 72.15 | 95.6% | 2023-09-16 |
| 19859. | Chin (chinnoname) | 72.15 | 92% | 2016-11-25 |
| 19860. | techfool (techfool) | 72.15 | 99% | 2022-03-30 |
| 19861. | Arees (arees) | 72.15 | 96% | 2021-11-10 |
| 19862. | Beddytear (beddytear) | 72.15 | 95% | 2020-04-18 |
| 19863. | J (irocamora) | 72.15 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
| 19864. | Wilson (thewilson) | 72.15 | 94% | 2016-07-01 |
| 19865. | Darren Christiano (darrench... | 72.14 | 95% | 2023-09-11 |
| 19866. | TOP (man_stop) | 72.14 | 96% | 2020-10-06 |
| 19867. | Ben (bmainbird) | 72.14 | 96% | 2023-06-04 |
| 19868. | Ameer (ameeryaqoob) | 72.14 | 97% | 2020-10-09 |
| 19869. | Rian (m_rap) | 72.14 | 96% | 2013-10-28 |
| 19870. | Teemu (olympos) | 72.14 | 96% | 2013-12-26 |
| 19871. | AKH (coco212) | 72.14 | 96% | 2014-03-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |