The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15903. | (xenocidel) | 78.05 | 88% | 2012-05-23 |
| 15904. | (charles2007) | 78.05 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 15905. | (buyutec) | 78.05 | — | 2010-03-01 |
| 15906. | (tfugl) | 78.05 | — | 2009-08-20 |
| 15907. | JP (jpuppey) | 78.05 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
| 15908. | (prophettye) | 78.04 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
| 15909. | (rao_shab2000) | 78.04 | 97% | 2023-01-01 |
| 15910. | (tkamo) | 78.04 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
| 15911. | (ochavoyager) | 78.04 | 97.5% | 2021-02-26 |
| 15912. | (dolemitesundae) | 78.04 | 95% | 2021-04-24 |
| 15913. | (picturetheory) | 78.04 | 91% | 2015-04-12 |
| 15914. | (sniperblackout) | 78.04 | 91% | 2012-05-25 |
| 15915. | (ronaldweasley1) | 78.04 | 95% | 2016-09-14 |
| 15916. | (j1b1) | 78.03 | 97% | 2022-05-03 |
| 15917. | (deanna93) | 78.03 | 94% | 2015-04-09 |
| 15918. | (dennisferm) | 78.03 | 92% | 2014-12-17 |
| 15919. | (greensam6) | 78.02 | 88% | 2016-07-26 |
| 15920. | (arrowruler69) | 78.02 | 95% | 2014-08-27 |
| 15921. | d (dragonhe36) | 78.02 | 97% | 2019-11-17 |
| 15922. | nevermore0123 (arctosa) | 78.02 | 99% | 2020-08-22 |
| 15923. | (srunz) | 78.02 | 89% | 2012-05-16 |
| 15924. | Dim (workahol1c) | 78.02 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 15925. | (minhtrihard) | 78.02 | 96% | 2017-09-03 |
| 15926. | khalid (khalidabououalid) | 78.01 | 98% | 2022-09-08 |
| 15927. | (pswongaa) | 78.01 | 99% | 2021-03-19 |
| 15928. | (uemurax) | 78.01 | 98% | 2015-04-27 |
| 15929. | (eipicurus) | 78.01 | 89% | 2016-11-21 |
| 15930. | (captainpicard32) | 78.01 | 92% | 2016-11-05 |
| 15931. | (neosmith) | 78.01 | — | 2010-10-13 |
| 15932. | (liveli123) | 78.00 | 98.5% | 2023-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |