The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9009. | Anthony (murlockholmes) | 91.17 | 98% | 2018-11-14 |
| 9010. | Lazar (lb115) | 91.17 | 97% | 2017-03-16 |
| 9011. | Jamie (jbadd23) | 91.16 | 98% | 2019-10-02 |
| 9012. | Paul (randomnoob1) | 91.16 | 95% | 2013-04-26 |
| 9013. | Kyle (sh0x) | 91.16 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 9014. | Bria (keronka) | 91.16 | 98% | 2011-06-24 |
| 9015. | Zlear (zleareht) | 91.16 | 91% | 2012-04-15 |
| 9016. | MeHdi (mehdiii8) | 91.15 | 99% | 2016-12-15 |
| 9017. | Hieu (mylenploa) | 91.15 | 99% | 2012-06-15 |
| 9018. | oGrqpez (herrid_honry) | 91.15 | 96% | 2018-01-18 |
| 9019. | Eric (martineau11) | 91.14 | 97% | 2019-12-03 |
| 9020. | Kid from Beyoğlu (euthymia) | 91.14 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 9021. | Shoegazer (tragiclovers___) | 91.14 | 95% | 2017-01-08 |
| 9022. | Kitty (kittysmith) | 91.14 | 97% | 2015-04-17 |
| 9023. | PulseAD (pulsead) | 91.13 | 99% | 2021-12-14 |
| 9024. | bon (wthboms6) | 91.13 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 9025. | JY731 (jy731) | 91.12 | 98% | 2023-05-16 |
| 9026. | person (imarealperson123) | 91.12 | 99% | 2023-02-22 |
| 9027. | B (archnaea) | 91.12 | 99% | 2021-03-02 |
| 9028. | dude (udead1) | 91.11 | 97% | 2020-09-18 |
| 9029. | alex (yzyzyzyz) | 91.11 | 96% | 2016-11-12 |
| 9030. | Severin (elmo96) | 91.10 | 98% | 2018-03-29 |
| 9031. | Winnie (win_) | 91.10 | 99% | 2022-05-27 |
| 9032. | Eliud (inggoodface) | 91.10 | 85% | 2015-12-19 |
| 9033. | supermonkey (sup3rm0nk3y) | 91.10 | 99% | 2022-04-18 |
| 9034. | Bernard (booournz) | 91.10 | 99% | 2019-08-25 |
| 9035. | Ryan (roadrash09) | 91.10 | 97% | 2013-02-21 |
| 9036. | futura (lafutura) | 91.10 | — | 2009-04-11 |
| 9037. | - (hobbitgirl123) | 91.10 | 97% | 2015-06-12 |
| 9038. | twitch.tv/blumintea (8lava) | 91.10 | 98% | 2016-06-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |