So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8108. | Banana (bananana_man) | 89.67 | 98.8% | 2023-07-09 |
| 8109. | Turtley (turtleyjk) | 89.67 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| 8110. | (eikig) | 89.67 | 98% | 2014-07-12 |
| 8111. | Michael (michaelsni97) | 89.66 | 94% | 2014-05-08 |
| 8112. | Nessa (kidd000) | 89.66 | — | 2010-08-24 |
| 8113. | Telekinetic (ipwnuweep) | 89.65 | 96% | 2012-08-07 |
| 8114. | Mike (undecidedname02) | 89.65 | 94% | 2016-02-02 |
| 8115. | Carol (ozzynharriet7) | 89.65 | — | 2011-03-07 |
| 8116. | subham (subhamrawat) | 89.64 | 98% | 2022-10-23 |
| 8117. | Jesse (jessechu) | 89.64 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 8118. | James (yamille1) | 89.64 | 98% | 2013-10-29 |
| 8119. | Ita (ita17) | 89.64 | 99% | 2022-03-26 |
| 8120. | Death (deathsbestfriend) | 89.64 | — | 2009-05-05 |
| 8121. | Ryan (_rdm_) | 89.62 | — | 2008-10-21 |
| 8122. | (brockbnntt) | 89.62 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 8123. | Nico (cuber) | 89.62 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 8124. | bwian (brianschao) | 89.61 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
| 8125. | abdullah (abdullah_ui) | 89.61 | 96% | 2021-11-16 |
| 8126. | Sydney (sydholla) | 89.61 | 98% | 2021-11-14 |
| 8127. | Daniel (danielwaker) | 89.61 | 96.5% | 2021-02-22 |
| 8128. | Barry (archchoa) | 89.61 | 95% | 2014-09-03 |
| 8129. | Glennis (biotic_god) | 89.60 | 95% | 2022-02-12 |
| 8130. | Will (tirral) | 89.60 | 95% | 2011-09-05 |
| 8131. | Jin (jin_kx) | 89.59 | 91% | 2013-11-01 |
| 8132. | ed (edwardb) | 89.59 | 93% | 2012-12-25 |
| 8133. | Harald (mfafa) | 89.58 | 96% | 2017-04-30 |
| 8134. | Will (wbmustard) | 89.58 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 8135. | Cody (zibraaaaaaaaaa) | 89.58 | 96% | 2022-03-14 |
| 8136. | Ernif (ernif) | 89.58 | 97% | 2014-09-09 |
| 8137. | SeanG (abnormall88) | 89.58 | 95% | 2014-10-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |