Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1151. | (beckybonez) | 120.37 | 100% | 2016-12-16 |
| 1152. | (fattie_) | 120.36 | 93% | 2013-05-27 |
| 1153. | DJ (djjeavons) | 120.35 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| 1154. | Lego (lamborgotii) | 120.35 | 98% | 2022-10-12 |
| 1155. | Lambdaa (cenkb) | 120.33 | 94% | 2014-01-09 |
| 1156. | (zealindaus) | 120.33 | 99% | 2021-03-23 |
| 1157. | (enzo_is_a_baws) | 120.32 | 98% | 2012-08-19 |
| 1158. | wr.dd.i.go.rng (lucean) | 120.31 | 98% | 2016-06-10 |
| 1159. | 0ff (qiguai) | 120.30 | 95% | 2011-09-14 |
| 1160. | Stephen (slepp) | 120.30 | — | 2009-06-16 |
| 1161. | Zachary (zachattack972) | 120.29 | 98% | 2022-03-17 |
| 1162. | (bakedchicken) | 120.28 | 98% | 2017-09-13 |
| 1163. | (sftmccloud) | 120.24 | 96% | 2015-05-16 |
| 1164. | (x__wasabi) | 120.24 | 100% | 2016-04-07 |
| 1165. | David (davidsj) | 120.21 | 98% | 2011-12-03 |
| 1166. | (greedygumdrop) | 120.21 | — | 2009-08-16 |
| 1167. | Aaron (arcfide) | 120.19 | 98% | 2015-11-15 |
| 1168. | Tim (dingooose) | 120.16 | 97% | 2015-07-14 |
| 1169. | (tenshinhan) | 120.15 | — | 2009-03-25 |
| 1170. | (notalie) | 120.15 | 97% | 2016-04-01 |
| 1171. | Eli (elithesped) | 120.15 | 98% | 2022-03-14 |
| 1172. | Symmetry (symmetry) | 120.14 | 96% | 2015-12-14 |
| 1173. | (strongly_typed) | 120.13 | 98% | 2023-10-10 |
| 1174. | (burlywood66) | 120.12 | 94% | 2014-09-22 |
| 1175. | Mei (slowkeyboardwarrior) | 120.11 | 100% | 2022-04-27 |
| 1176. | (55penst) | 120.08 | 97% | 2014-06-12 |
| 1177. | (lieutenanttoast) | 120.08 | 96% | 2012-07-16 |
| 1178. | phant0m (phant0m) | 120.08 | 99% | 2014-06-07 |
| 1179. | bolognas! (bolognas) | 120.08 | 98% | 2016-10-20 |
| 1180. | no quit (leonnids) | 120.08 | 97% | 2022-12-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |