Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 168. | (whackygrub) | 118.90 | 99% | 2020-03-16 |
| 169. | (hiyori_chan) | 118.74 | 98% | 2020-12-16 |
| 170. | (noomo) | 118.71 | 97% | 2018-11-14 |
| 171. | (dionpion213) | 118.50 | 99% | 2021-08-20 |
| 172. | ⭐️⭐️⭐️ (pbnl2) | 118.36 | 98% | 2020-02-28 |
| 173. | (stillmatic) | 118.24 | 98% | 2017-10-14 |
| 174. | Cepheus's 🌌 (parkevan27) | 117.88 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
| 175. | (ajgriffy) | 117.82 | 99% | 2018-03-31 |
| 176. | (realrealyalan) | 117.64 | 99% | 2019-04-16 |
| 177. | guppypuppy (guppypuppy) | 117.59 | 99% | 2018-03-27 |
| 178. | (insanegamerwow) | 117.52 | 98% | 2020-09-29 |
| 179. | (qfwfq) | 117.52 | 99% | 2019-09-10 |
| 180. | (ifeelhyper) | 117.44 | 98% | 2018-05-07 |
| 181. | (josasim) | 117.40 | 98% | 2020-03-19 |
| 182. | (alexdehondol) | 117.37 | 98% | 2019-08-02 |
| 183. | (davx_d) | 117.30 | 99% | 2020-10-14 |
| 184. | Aaron (arcfide) | 117.22 | 100% | 2019-10-30 |
| 185. | (wtfhowareyousofast) | 117.20 | 98% | 2020-03-31 |
| 186. | phlofy (phlofy) | 117.01 | 98% | 2020-10-16 |
| 187. | (jessekaisermusic) | 117.01 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 188. | (slow_india) | 116.81 | 99% | 2020-06-03 |
| 189. | Financier (darkmonk) | 116.64 | 99% | 2017-12-16 |
| 190. | 粘り (clayjar) | 116.62 | 100% | 2018-04-19 |
| 191. | Martyyyyy (missmarty) | 116.51 | 98% | 2018-05-22 |
| 192. | (mochiman) | 116.43 | 99% | 2019-07-31 |
| 193. | (sworn) | 116.31 | 99% | 2020-07-03 |
| 194. | Sophie (sdw199) | 116.23 | 98% | 2020-10-23 |
| 195. | pawncheaux (pawncheaux) | 116.18 | 98% | 2019-02-16 |
| 196. | (artannenbaum) | 116.14 | 98% | 2018-08-22 |
| 197. | (marvincyk) | 116.11 | 98% | 2020-09-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |