The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15975. | Aaron (kyrgyzstan) | 78.51 | 96% | 2018-09-26 |
| 15976. | Paul (polpolpol) | 78.50 | 95% | 2021-07-03 |
| 15977. | Karim (dirtytowel) | 78.50 | 98% | 2019-09-07 |
| 15978. | fish (blackfishmustard) | 78.50 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
| 15979. | Jim (etctoolazy) | 78.50 | 97% | 2022-08-05 |
| 15980. | milluki (milluki) | 78.50 | 97% | 2020-09-14 |
| 15981. | Ginevra (ginevra) | 78.50 | 97% | 2012-05-12 |
| 15982. | Ray (teraa) | 78.49 | 92% | 2017-04-07 |
| 15983. | sleepyhead (1983civic) | 78.49 | 97% | 2020-10-15 |
| 15984. | Teayoumh (teayoumh) | 78.49 | 97% | 2023-05-04 |
| 15985. | S (gingg) | 78.49 | 99% | 2015-06-26 |
| 15986. | Lauren (lwilli5692) | 78.49 | 86% | 2013-03-29 |
| 15987. | Evildark (evildarkown) | 78.49 | 96% | 2017-09-12 |
| 15988. | Sangmin (aaa2f2) | 78.49 | 97% | 2016-03-25 |
| 15989. | Frischi (frischi) | 78.49 | 95% | 2011-08-06 |
| 15990. | slim (fivefour) | 78.49 | 89% | 2015-12-12 |
| 15991. | Bach (bachn) | 78.48 | 93% | 2012-05-11 |
| 15992. | Ken (netski1400) | 78.48 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
| 15993. | Jan (yentzeg) | 78.48 | 94% | 2021-02-12 |
| 15994. | A.H.M. (arceen) | 78.48 | 96% | 2022-04-19 |
| 15995. | Leah (leahlimcangco) | 78.48 | 95% | 2014-08-27 |
| 15996. | Mark (phuture) | 78.47 | 91% | 2014-06-02 |
| 15997. | Adam (rhetoric2) | 78.47 | — | 2011-03-17 |
| 15998. | Seyoung (seyoung) | 78.47 | 96% | 2019-06-08 |
| 15999. | rose (roselynne) | 78.47 | 96% | 2014-08-16 |
| 16000. | Taylor (taylorbro) | 78.46 | 94% | 2012-08-29 |
| 16001. | Abhishek (abkrth) | 78.46 | 97% | 2022-06-19 |
| 16002. | Pengu (lilpengu) | 78.46 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 16003. | Radamasz (madarasz) | 78.45 | 98% | 2021-12-16 |
| 16004. | Macbeth! (macbeth__) | 78.45 | 95% | 2023-04-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |