I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3222. | Elias (utoos) | 114.52 | 99% | 2022-10-14 |
| 3223. | autumn (autumnmn) | 114.52 | 96.8% | 2023-11-30 |
| 3224. | Andrew (mechron) | 114.51 | 97% | 2019-08-11 |
| 3225. | chen (mkchen1) | 114.50 | 98% | 2023-08-22 |
| 3226. | Hari (li1_jimmy) | 114.49 | 98% | 2020-12-05 |
| 3227. | bon (wthboms6) | 114.49 | 99% | 2021-03-16 |
| 3228. | Dux (duxviii) | 114.47 | 99% | 2022-05-24 |
| 3229. | Blaziken (blas_) | 114.47 | 100% | 2021-01-15 |
| 3230. | 臭いよ (b0b0_smrad) | 114.46 | 99.4% | 2024-01-13 |
| 3231. | Chris (trishmapow2) | 114.46 | 99% | 2017-10-13 |
| 3232. | fck you latency (whihi) | 114.46 | 99% | 2017-11-16 |
| 3233. | DaBeast (yakovdabeast) | 114.45 | 99% | 2025-04-26 |
| 3234. | fryguy (frenchfryguy) | 114.45 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 3235. | hv21ll (quinixod) | 114.45 | 97% | 2022-05-03 |
| 3236. | Kono Dio Da (nankan6111) | 114.45 | 99% | 2023-04-07 |
| 3237. | Turtle (turtiee) | 114.45 | 99% | 2017-05-24 |
| 3238. | Metanoeon (peccator) | 114.44 | 98% | 2022-08-05 |
| 3239. | Banana Car (arcawakening) | 114.44 | 100% | 2020-07-20 |
| 3240. | Qu (bluebird00) | 114.43 | 99.4% | 2023-08-24 |
| 3241. | Cole (cgrn10) | 114.43 | 100% | 2024-09-13 |
| 3242. | Scott (slammayjammay) | 114.43 | 99% | 2021-04-21 |
| 3243. | Jph (jph123) | 114.43 | 97% | 2017-03-21 |
| 3244. | https://twitch.tv/nicoborst... | 114.42 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 3245. | J-Money (jacobbeaudway) | 114.41 | 99.4% | 2023-06-29 |
| 3246. | Aaron (lowea) | 114.41 | 100% | 2020-02-25 |
| 3247. | Chicken (chicken807) | 114.40 | 99% | 2022-03-14 |
| 3248. | rawrrr (darrrrrrr) | 114.40 | 98% | 2025-10-21 |
| 3249. | 🍜🌿 (inwerpsel) | 114.40 | 100% | 2020-01-06 |
| 3250. | VVV (indiboy44) | 114.39 | 99% | 2025-06-06 |
| 3251. | Mohammed (inazuma_bruh) | 114.37 | 98% | 2024-10-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |