I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11052. | Vito Scaletta (minaricano) | 83.70 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 11053. | Bernie (bernie557) | 83.70 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
| 11054. | FAHAD (fip326) | 83.70 | 98% | 2019-06-03 |
| 11055. | Torrin (t0rr1n) | 83.69 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 11056. | Fizik (fiziksouljya) | 83.69 | 96% | 2022-08-05 |
| 11057. | Endku (endku) | 83.69 | 97% | 2022-09-14 |
| 11058. | Srivatsava (srivatsava) | 83.68 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
| 11059. | Carter (carter_g) | 83.68 | 98% | 2017-12-14 |
| 11060. | Colin (colinfrags) | 83.68 | 98% | 2021-10-02 |
| 11061. | Fremdulo (fremdulo) | 83.68 | 98% | 2024-04-25 |
| 11062. | Shashank (same_lame_name) | 83.68 | 97.1% | 2023-08-28 |
| 11063. | Taylor (taylor_1121) | 83.68 | 94% | 2021-12-06 |
| 11064. | Duke (ducanup01) | 83.68 | 98% | 2022-01-22 |
| 11065. | Fernando (fercv19) | 83.68 | 97% | 2023-05-19 |
| 11066. | 0110 (regal_0110) | 83.68 | 98% | 2022-05-19 |
| 11067. | Tyrell (tyrellllllll) | 83.68 | 98% | 2020-10-31 |
| 11068. | Joe (joebidenwestkanyefembo... | 83.67 | 96% | 2021-10-18 |
| 11069. | Sik (briandec20) | 83.67 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 11070. | Kevin (vektronic) | 83.67 | 95% | 2021-11-03 |
| 11071. | arcady (arcady) | 83.67 | 97.5% | 2024-01-02 |
| 11072. | Hayk (doppelganger14) | 83.67 | 95% | 2023-04-09 |
| 11073. | Thaliquids (thaliquids) | 83.66 | 96% | 2017-06-28 |
| 11074. | Aarika (73n5hi) | 83.66 | 98% | 2022-01-12 |
| 11075. | Evan (zinctoo) | 83.65 | 97% | 2020-11-28 |
| 11076. | Lâm (lamisgosu11) | 83.65 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 11077. | Raymando (raymando) | 83.65 | 97% | 2019-08-12 |
| 11078. | cowcowcowcow (friisky) | 83.65 | 95% | 2018-07-18 |
| 11079. | road to 100wpm (getoar112) | 83.64 | 97% | 2020-02-20 |
| 11080. | Cyclcrclicly (cyclcrclicly) | 83.64 | 95% | 2019-04-26 |
| 11081. | kamran (kmahsi) | 83.63 | 95% | 2025-11-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |