As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
14424. | Jack (jackcoleero) | 69.62 | 96% | 2021-11-30 |
14425. | suchir (eternalzx) | 69.62 | 94% | 2023-07-13 |
14426. | potato0329 (potato0329) | 69.61 | 96% | 2022-09-18 |
14427. | darthnessi (darthnessi) | 69.61 | 96% | 2022-10-24 |
14428. | norman khou (normankhou) | 69.61 | 95% | 2023-05-31 |
14429. | Eidolon (eidolonxiv) | 69.60 | 91% | 2016-08-07 |
14430. | IronPhoenix (iron_phoenix_104) | 69.60 | 95.8% | 2024-01-01 |
14431. | Nicholas (op_whitefang) | 69.60 | 94% | 2022-01-26 |
14432. | Rolf (epostenmin) | 69.60 | 86% | 2015-04-27 |
14433. | Mark (mysticc) | 69.60 | 94% | 2015-06-12 |
14434. | Mynte (myntepapir) | 69.59 | 93% | 2016-01-16 |
14435. | scut-黄光积 (yh_1314) | 69.59 | 95% | 2022-07-20 |
14436. | Vladimir (ahavran) | 69.59 | 96% | 2019-03-11 |
14437. | dou (beahdou) | 69.59 | 98% | 2015-11-24 |
14438. | Taha (yohohoy) | 69.58 | 96% | 2020-08-21 |
14439. | aidan (aidanfrencken) | 69.58 | 98% | 2020-11-27 |
14440. | Douglas (slugdug) | 69.57 | 94% | 2015-11-06 |
14441. | Ren (emperorpenguin) | 69.57 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
14442. | Melissa (mel8402) | 69.57 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
14443. | Danny (arbitori) | 69.57 | 95% | 2021-07-09 |
14444. | Marco (castle190) | 69.57 | 97% | 2018-06-21 |
14445. | SuperMcShizzle (supermcshiz... | 69.56 | 96% | 2021-05-18 |
14446. | Nevetsy (ystev_n) | 69.55 | 97.8% | 2023-09-30 |
14447. | ' (jmontgomer4) | 69.55 | 96% | 2022-12-16 |
14448. | the1stpsycho (the1stpsycho) | 69.55 | 89% | 2015-11-12 |
14449. | Fire (fire_rice) | 69.55 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
14450. | Dimfred (dimfred) | 69.55 | 98% | 2021-02-21 |
14451. | 🐼 (bobby76) | 69.55 | 98% | 2020-08-18 |
14452. | Viper (tomp2) | 69.55 | 95% | 2016-09-20 |
14453. | Ard (typmeester) | 69.55 | 96% | 2015-09-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |