The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27666. | Korezu (nyanuwin) | 67.45 | 96% | 2021-11-23 |
| 27667. | arnulpo (watdapak) | 67.45 | 94% | 2012-02-17 |
| 27668. | BigE (bigeatp) | 67.44 | 96.4% | 2024-03-27 |
| 27669. | AskingSteam5779 (askingstea... | 67.44 | 97% | 2025-02-10 |
| 27670. | Flux (fluxvanes) | 67.44 | 96% | 2024-10-25 |
| 27671. | Ashe (ashe_oh) | 67.44 | 95% | 2024-01-26 |
| 27672. | KiKiBleeding (kikibleeding) | 67.44 | 98.3% | 2024-05-24 |
| 27673. | husky (nohusky) | 67.44 | 97.8% | 2024-08-13 |
| 27674. | Berke Mert (lifeisphysics) | 67.44 | 97% | 2024-03-10 |
| 27675. | Vítor (snaut) | 67.44 | 95% | 2025-12-26 |
| 27676. | Prakhar (menate) | 67.44 | 96% | 2023-05-08 |
| 27677. | NS (queen_n1) | 67.43 | 97% | 2025-01-03 |
| 27678. | Danny (d3ly) | 67.43 | 94% | 2012-10-21 |
| 27679. | Stephen (shuh58) | 67.43 | 97.4% | 2024-05-02 |
| 27680. | Joshua (paper_astronaut) | 67.43 | 95% | 2021-01-11 |
| 27681. | bell (bell125) | 67.43 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 27682. | Samwich (samwich57) | 67.42 | 97% | 2025-05-05 |
| 27683. | Chris (chriscole21) | 67.42 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
| 27684. | Master (master_2010) | 67.42 | 95.7% | 2023-07-02 |
| 27685. | William (bizerk) | 67.42 | 96% | 2013-10-07 |
| 27686. | arif (hmmmnotokay) | 67.42 | 96% | 2021-06-09 |
| 27687. | Eduardo (xgoivo) | 67.42 | 98.3% | 2024-08-15 |
| 27688. | Lyndsey (lboulton) | 67.42 | 94% | 2016-06-27 |
| 27689. | jhollister (jhollister) | 67.42 | 94% | 2015-05-08 |
| 27690. | Hovhannes (hovo87) | 67.42 | 95% | 2012-09-22 |
| 27691. | Anton (arbfm) | 67.42 | 94% | 2017-03-10 |
| 27692. | Herosteve (herostevekggp) | 67.41 | 95% | 2022-03-17 |
| 27693. | Seb (sebula) | 67.41 | 95.4% | 2023-06-05 |
| 27694. | LordBusiness (lordbusiness) | 67.41 | 95% | 2025-04-01 |
| 27695. | Branch (branch_) | 67.41 | 96% | 2023-06-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |