So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29515. | ahmed (donkeybreath) | 53.70 | 93% | 2016-08-28 |
| 29516. | upsilon (upsilonster) | 53.70 | 95% | 2020-07-01 |
| 29517. | Real (strongly_typed_real) | 53.70 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 29518. | Nahush (nahush28) | 53.70 | 94% | 2021-08-20 |
| 29519. | XGRAPHIC (xgraphic) | 53.70 | 95% | 2021-06-26 |
| 29520. | Navid Jeanz (jeanz) | 53.70 | — | 2010-11-17 |
| 29521. | Jairaj (jairaj69) | 53.69 | 93% | 2022-12-20 |
| 29522. | Ethan (zshooter0077) | 53.69 | 97.7% | 2023-05-23 |
| 29523. | cayorne (cayorne) | 53.69 | 92% | 2017-10-18 |
| 29524. | Tiku (tiku888) | 53.69 | 94.8% | 2021-02-02 |
| 29525. | Davis (icaroos) | 53.69 | — | 2010-09-08 |
| 29526. | Velvet (finalaeon123) | 53.68 | 90% | 2017-04-03 |
| 29527. | Roman (religer) | 53.68 | 94% | 2014-09-27 |
| 29528. | Someone (paglagayok1999) | 53.68 | 98% | 2018-09-16 |
| 29529. | Deno (dev_op) | 53.68 | 96% | 2020-10-22 |
| 29530. | mind (alvin999) | 53.68 | 93% | 2012-07-01 |
| 29531. | 8s5j (8s5j) | 53.67 | 95% | 2023-08-13 |
| 29532. | Darrell (eyewitbass) | 53.67 | 96% | 2013-10-02 |
| 29533. | Anton (arbfm) | 53.67 | 90% | 2017-01-06 |
| 29534. | Isaac (slowpokeilluminate) | 53.66 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 29535. | Capt'n (captainkenway) | 53.66 | 95% | 2016-11-25 |
| 29536. | Singh (singh_ram) | 53.66 | 97% | 2022-02-01 |
| 29537. | Yasir (nay_yar110) | 53.66 | 98% | 2021-11-30 |
| 29538. | Pufike (pufike) | 53.66 | 95% | 2017-05-09 |
| 29539. | YeahYuh (yeahyuh) | 53.66 | 85% | 2015-02-07 |
| 29540. | drop table (sonic0360) | 53.66 | 90% | 2015-04-05 |
| 29541. | modern (pastocasto) | 53.66 | 95% | 2014-11-14 |
| 29542. | Mastur (masturbateman) | 53.65 | 93.3% | 2023-05-23 |
| 29543. | Sam (llepsmas) | 53.65 | 92.7% | 2023-09-07 |
| 29544. | ahmed (ahmedfoad246) | 53.65 | 96% | 2021-09-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |